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bappity , in SleepSort

every now and then reduce cooldown and tell client you optimized the app a bit, then profit

bappity , in (Deprecated)

your glass is terrible you should instead try this glass which is much more complex and doesn’t help with what you requested with but I think it’s better

kherge , in when Fox News wrote their 3-point "Github Dictionary"
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I understand needing to simplify the definition of these terms for the laypeople, but this was the best they could do? It seems they could not even bother with checking for misspellings.

Spitfire , in First thing the new hire did before quitting
@Spitfire@pawb.social avatar

Sometimes, you’ve gotta fix it yourself

I can only wonder what sort of bug drove them that far.

lemme , in (Deprecated)

Never mind. I found the solution in the glass.

lemann , in Deploying LLMs to production be like

Yeah that’s a no from me 😂 what causes this anyway? Badly thought out fine-tuning dataset?

Haven’t had a response sounding that out of touch from the few LLaMA variants I’ve messed around with in chat mode

animist , in is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?

bad recursion brb

lol lost it at that one

HiddenLayer5 , in Handle your errors properly

Just ship it with debug flags so your program always generates a stack trace to the user!

PokestarFan , in (Deprecated)

The class is a stupid question

MajorHavoc ,

And the other answers are worthless (and those who posted them equally worthless) because they tried to help without paying anal attention to the exact amount of water in the glass. /s

leachim6 , in (Deprecated)

Your glass has been drained as a duplicate

Elbullazul , in is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?
@Elbullazul@lemmy.ml avatar

Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic

TIL that kafkaesque is a real word

i_love_FFT ,
@i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml avatar

aka: all my code

elouboub , in Handle your errors properly
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

Makes me think of devs who debug with print statements instead of a debugger and breakpoints.

Fabiozeh ,

Well, Kernighan himself said “The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.”

If it was good enough for him…

CannotSleep420 , in is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?

“Bad recursion brb” is a good one.

TheElectroness , in so scary

If you think vim is bad for this, try dte :P

FirstWizardZorander , in so scary

When I first started my Linux journey about 23 years ago, I only ran it in text mode, since my computer didn’t have the disk space for X. I remember using Vim, and whenever I wanted to close it I would hit Alt-F4, which of course performed a VT switch.

When I inevitably launched Vim again on VT4 and wanted to close it, I obviously coudn’t, but I got the idea that Alt-F5 was a more powerful Alt-F4, so I used that.

After that I figured I was stuck and rebooted the machine.

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