programmerhumor

pumpkin , 1 year ago in Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities

We’ve looked at the user data and carrots just aren’t that popular, so it doesn’t make sense to keep supporting them. We’re working on a new vegetable which we hope to show off sometime new next.

evmexa42 , 1 year ago in (Deprecated)

stackoverflow: you are not allowed to pour this glass with chatGPT

evmexa42 , 1 year ago in so scary

and then you just press the power button

Alkalyon , 1 year ago in With a sprinkle of suspiciously similar variable names here, there, and everywhere

As I’ve been using mods for Tears of the Kingdom game there were 2 versions of the DS4 UI prompts mod.

The first one almost never worked and was slowly getting updated so another dude just remade a new one and made it better and for all layouts.

The dude that created the first mod then started sending cringe messages to the new modder about how they look awfully similar and why did he choose to do that.

Dude, you made a mod that changes the letter A icon to the letter O icon. What creative freedom do you think there is to make a unique mod?

simple , 1 year ago in Modern Application Architecture

Brent’s desk is actually the microservice holding everything together. Don’t shake the cables when you sit down or you’ll risk crashing the whole website.

mrmanager , 1 year ago in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

258 was the best part. :)

abcd , 1 year ago in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

Seeing 258 in an IP Address made me cry 😂

terribleplan , 1 year ago in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

That... that is never how that worked...

pcouy , 1 year ago in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

There are far less than 255 countries in the world, and most countries do not have 255 regions.

On the other hand, most regions have more than 255 subnets, and with NAT these days, most subnets have faaaaar more than 255 devices

open_world , 1 year ago in Inheritance

You know, I’ve always read that COBOL projects still get maintained to this day because the costs of rewriting these projects just are too high. I wonder if there’s a cutoff point where maintaining them starts costing more than the rewrite. I just don’t see how organizations can justify maintaining these projects without these kind of changes forever.

anders , 1 year ago in K.I.S.S. (Stolen from /r/Programmer Humor)

@pcouy LMAO 🤣

TeaHands , 1 year ago in Hackathon shenanigans

This is also how I feel watching discussions of how to contribute to Lemmy and what needs doing, when I previously thought I was a halfway competent web dev.

pancake_steve , 1 year ago in Bad news everyone

Great, now I have a new topic for nightmares.

Nilesse , 1 year ago in Hello, World!

Missing the keyboard smash and the xyz_final_final

blob42 , 1 year ago in Discovered The Logic for the Fishing Industry

use homomorphism and apply it to everything:

<span style="color:#323232;">interface Profitable {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      exploitable() --> bool
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      can_organize() --> bool
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">let profitables: list[Profitable]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">for entity in all_things_on_earth {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    if entity.exploitable && !entity.can_organize {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        profitables.push(entity)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">profit += sell(exploit(profitables))
</span><span style="color:#323232;">capital += buy_all_you_can(profit) - (buy_politicians(profit))
</span>