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SkyNTP , in Minor miscalculation

The moiré on that thumbnail though…

Sarke , in Minor miscalculation

I did this recently. Forgot to stop the timer one Friday and it logged me “working” all weekend.

AdamEatsAss ,

At standup just go along with it to impress management. You’re so dedicated to the project you worked for 48 hours straight on a weekend.

Posts , in For-loops in Java don't require any code in the body. I can't control what you do with that information.

Well now I just wanna see more for-loop one-liners!

abclop99 , in Swapping integers in Python 

<span style="color:#323232;">a = a ^ b
</span><span style="color:#323232;">b = a ^ b
</span><span style="color:#323232;">a = a ^ b
</span>
flippant_gibberish , in What non-programmers think programmers do

Coding with chat GPT

adthrawn , in sums it up nicely

Man I feel this all the time. I can’t count the number of times I’m talking to my boss about something and I think “oh yeah, should be easy” and something will trip me up for a day

rskn ,
@rskn@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, and the the more you work on it, the more issues and problems you run into that you need to figure out.

Not to mention the more things you see that you try to get fancy on. Which ends up taking even more time/effort, because you can’t let it beat you.

danc4498 , in With a sprinkle of suspiciously similar variable names here, there, and everywhere

GitHub copilot just suggested the same thing for both of us

pootedesu , in Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities
@pootedesu@latte.isnot.coffee avatar

The client requested carrots but after delivery tells you they actually meant zucchini. You think it is strange to put zucchinis in a salad but still meticulously go through their dish and replace all carrots with zucchinis. Upon delivery they ask why it tastes weird and you realize they meant cucumber not zucchini and they got the two confused.

pumpkin , in Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities

We’ve looked at the user data and carrots just aren’t that popular, so it doesn’t make sense to keep supporting them. We’re working on a new vegetable which we hope to show off sometime new next.

evmexa42 , in (Deprecated)
@evmexa42@sh.itjust.works avatar

stackoverflow: you are not allowed to pour this glass with chatGPT

evmexa42 , in so scary
@evmexa42@sh.itjust.works avatar

and then you just press the power button

Alkalyon , in With a sprinkle of suspiciously similar variable names here, there, and everywhere

As I’ve been using mods for Tears of the Kingdom game there were 2 versions of the DS4 UI prompts mod.

The first one almost never worked and was slowly getting updated so another dude just remade a new one and made it better and for all layouts.

The dude that created the first mod then started sending cringe messages to the new modder about how they look awfully similar and why did he choose to do that.

Dude, you made a mod that changes the letter A icon to the letter O icon. What creative freedom do you think there is to make a unique mod?

simple , in Modern Application Architecture

Brent’s desk is actually the microservice holding everything together. Don’t shake the cables when you sit down or you’ll risk crashing the whole website.

mrmanager , in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...
@mrmanager@lemmy.today avatar

258 was the best part. :)

abcd , in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

Seeing 258 in an IP Address made me cry 😂

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