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Thorosofbeer , in Stop wasting half the CPU and lots of RAM on a few buttons and some text

Teams would be very offended if it could afford the spare CPU cycles to read your post.

boblemmy , in Some commands to confuse the newbies (post from GNU+Linux Humor)

alias ls=exit

madeindjs ,

You are the evil

TickleMeElmo ,
@TickleMeElmo@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Nah, that’s just chaotic. Evil would be

export EDITOR=rm

bi_tux , in i hate the antichrist
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I’m pro Traaaaanarchy

bleistift2 , in advise

Hot take: Even these ‘useless’ comments help, since they relieve you of the burden of reading the code itself, even if it’s trivial. One line of English is easier to parse than one line of trivial code.

sznio ,

Yep.

But reading one outdated line of English is worse than reading 5 lines of code and seeing the true picture.

chris ,

Or, if you’re my manager, there’s just one comment at the top that says “for pizza”

bleistift2 ,

I don’t feel like “ditch comments” is the right solution to “we {forget, don’t care enough} to update comments”.

Rumo ,
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Exactly! Maybe i’ve never seen a Pizza Box before. For you your code may be trivial. But for someone else an “open before eating” helps a lot.

bi_tux , in object.setobject(object.getobject().object).to_object()
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Every IT profesor, ever

bi_tux , in Some commands to confuse the newbies (post from GNU+Linux Humor)
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Once when I was drunk it took me 5min to realise, that a cd rom is in fact a read only file system

TurtleTourParty ,

Does this mean that a cd-rw is not in fact a CD rom?

aidan ,

Correct

poweruser ,

Change Directory -> Read Only Media

bAZtARd , in bugs

An LLM could probably solve this much quicker than a human.

SkyeStarfall ,

Finally, the ultimate weapon

A tool to parse horrible code

noughtnaut ,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Mission fucking accomplished

netwren , in Project Reality

When onboarding takes forever and the customer doesn’t want to move up their deadlines.

BeigeAgenda , in Warnings? No thanks
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m more of a -Werror person.

testman , in advise

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a box

Ech , in but true

I hate that this meme always implies Trump handed that dude something smart when it was just absolute bullshit.

Dohnakun , (edited ) in thought you stood a chance?

Only noobs reveal their cards at competitions. 😈

Tartas1995 , in Drunk programmer

Is that a Kia?

JATtho , in why why why

It gets more cursed the more you look at it:

  • you have to convert the coordinate axes (swap z,x,y)
  • then you find out the right/left handed is flipped
  • now your brain melts if you even try think how to solve this with transformation/rotation, what ever.
Ethab83 , in Warnings? No thanks

I feel like compiled successfully is worse more often than not.

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