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aspensmonster , in A helpful mnemonic
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Nooooo! One of my favourite XKCDs is now ruined!

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/16a275e9-92d1-4f64-b7fc-e223cc5ab99d.png

AgreeableLandscape , in Silicon Sorcery
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https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/163f31d0-ba0e-4a1a-8f82-3ef0f3bf6180.jpeg

cypherpunks , in I'm a wizard
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<span style="color:#323232;">add = (
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    lambda f: (lambda g: f(lambda *h: g(g)(*h)))(
</span><span style="color:#323232;">               lambda g: f(lambda *h: g(g)(*h))
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    )
</span><span style="color:#323232;">)((lambda _add: lambda a, b: _add(a ^ b, c << 1) if (c := a & b) else a ^ b))
</span>
AgreeableLandscape , in Lady Gaga using PGP
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That’s a really short private key though. Anyone want to do a feasibility analysis on brute forcing it?

bilb , in Someone has high expectations of their users' capabilities
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Man, I’ve been a programmer for over a decade now and my eyes still glaze over when I read regex.

TheAnonymouseJoker , in Class.struggle()
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return based;

xarvos , in Some things never change, but at least there is progress!

Be chronologically correct and use the right logo, pal The logo Google used in 2011

KSPAtlas , in Electron is shit
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Like why does a communication app need to take up 1GB of my RAM??? Look at telegram desktop for example. It’s written in QT and it has a very low RAM usage.

k_o_t , in Electron is shit
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the most infuriating aspect of electron, is is that multi-billion (and even multi-trillion) dollar corporations think it’s ok practice to release desktop clients using electron, like wtf, each one of them can hire ten teams to build ten completely new desktop toolkits, let alone just design their applications to use native system tools 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

dessalines , in Electron is shit

I hate electron with a passion. Mandatory articles:

vis4valentine , in Electron is shit
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Oh yeah, most of the time are just webapps presented as a full app in a store. There are good apps out there, but most of what you find are a waste of time, space, and resources.

Ephera , in A frightening clash of cultures

Are those written in React?

ChickenBumMcSplatter , in Why does x86 have so many instructions?

I love this joke but am sad at the limited audience of people I could actually tell it to.

dessalines , in What the developers of PHP were considering for their syntax. Just a reminder that the most hated programming language could have been so much worse.

Damn… inventing a web server programming language by just winging it.

alexbuzzbee , in Bits

A real 0 moment.

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