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koper , in this is the way

Put the source code in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

Fantasmita , in Java
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It’s like Java not having unsigned integers…

dylanTheDeveloper , in Java
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I like big numbers and I cannot tell a lie

FlaminGoku , in Always write comments

The code itself is enough documentation!

That’s what people with tribal knowledge like to say when they are really saying “I’m the only one who knows how this works, it 's hard to get rid of me.”

yum13241 , in OK, now what?

Use the Windows 7 task manager at win7games.com. (ignore the name, I am NOT Winaero)

quazar , in Always write comments

Give a man AI and he’ll make a meme

teach a man AI and he’ll make money making memes

LambLeeg , in this is the way

“Mental outlaw” guy aka “Luke Smith” hologram on Lemmy! WuW

AveragePotato OP ,

I came to know about Lemmy from his videos.

Tangent5280 ,

Hologram?

EatMyDick , in Shit Happens

If you work somewhere that actually makes money it’s very much like the first.

someone_secret , in There is a language that punishes the programmer if they are not polite enough

The Internet Historian learned how to program. Neat

graham1 OP ,
@graham1@gekinzuku.com avatar

Why do I need to be polite to a computer? Who is ’?.1$#256’˜’#256$#256’? And just what is E275 DON’T BYTE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW? All this and more on this episode of In The Program

someone_secret ,

This episode is brought to you by Surfshark VPN

amanaftermidnight , in Shit Happens

People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”

bleistift2 ,

Their life depends on it until it’s lunchtime. Then it doesn’t matter anymore. But woe to you if it’s not fixed when they’re back!

MarekKnapek , in Java
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Makes sense, how would you represent floor(1e42) or ceil(1e120) as integer? It would not fit into 32bit (unsigned) or 31bit (signed) integer. Not even into 64bit integer.

natanael ,

BigInt (yeah, not native everywhere)

1rre ,

I feel this is worse than double though because it’s a library type rather than a basic type but I guess ceil and floor are also library functions unlike toInt

shukufuku , in There is a language that punishes the programmer if they are not polite enough

I’m disappointed that there’s not E089 PROGRAMMER IS NOT BEING SINCERE

graham1 OP ,
@graham1@gekinzuku.com avatar

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO .3 <- !3˜#15’$!3˜#240

aequitas , in There is a language that punishes the programmer if they are not polite enough
graham1 OP ,
@graham1@gekinzuku.com avatar

Omg that’s so evil I love it

CaptainHowdy , in Java

My God this is the most relevant meme I’ve ever seen

Aelorius , in Java

Logic, in math, if you have a real and you round it, it’s always a real not an integer. If we follow your mind with abs(-1) of an integer it should return a unsigned and that makes no sense.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

in math, if you have a real and you round it, it’s always a real not an integer.

No, that’s made up. Outside of very specific niche contexts the concept of a number having a single well-defined type isn’t relevant in math like it is in programming. The number 1 is almost always considered both an integer and a real number.

If we follow your mind with abs(-1) of an integer it should return a unsigned and that makes no sense.

How does that not make sense? abs is always a nonnegative integer value, why couldn’t it be an unsigned int?

Aelorius ,

I’m ok with that, but what I mean is that it makes no sense to change the type of the provided variable if in mathematics the type can be the same.

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