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Serpent7776 , in ifn't

I can actually define this in TCL:


<span style="color:#323232;">% proc ifn't {cond cmds} {if {!$cond} {uplevel $cmds}}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't false {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">12
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't true {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% 
</span>
fibojoly , in Programming: The Horror Game

Anti-peeking filter is looking dope! Nobody will be able to look at my screen anymore, me included!

jsalvador , in Devotion to duty
@jsalvador@programming.dev avatar

Classic XKCD. I’d pay for a Die Hard version like this.

trustnoone , in Programming: The Horror Game

Does anyone remember when something like this actually happened? Maybe it’s the Mandela effect but U sweat at one stage a whole heap of sites were using black/dark mode to save the planet

SqueakyBeaver ,

I use it to save my eyeballs

fsr1967 , in Programming: The Horror Game

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

Eonandahalf , (edited )

What…. Why…?!

Is it for double speed ? https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.makeagif.com%2Fmedia%2F3-23-2015%2F0SsCfO.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=2286c6c443acb4250fe010e26849c0b47e41a971a1c16ca61b464fc416fe0afb&ipo=images

fsr1967 ,

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

Maalus ,

It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

executivechimp ,
@executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What’s the joke? VSCode has multi cursor.

fsr1967 ,

With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

Hiro8811 , in Programming: The Horror Game

But I have an LCD display

pkill ,

non-AMOLED devices spreading misinfo by enabling dark mode by default on low battery and it’s consequences…

Hiro8811 ,

Low battery mode on…computers?

Omega_Jimes ,

Yeah. Some folk use portable computers on top of their laps. It’s weird :/

stoy , in Programming: The Horror Game

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

Nightwind , in Programming: The Horror Game

Knew a programmer that was near blind who only used magnifier on maximum zoom with his IDE. One of the best programmers I met, but his screen looked very much like that. Don’t know how he did it.

2deck ,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Programming happens in the mind. Whats on the screen is a pale and lifeless polaroid devoid of the moving, complex soul of real code.

Nightwind ,

Well put, however I find code formatting itself has a shape, texture and smell. How the programmer weaves the patterns of formatting tells a lot about his mind and style.

2deck ,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed; or their mind and style style.

Auto formatting is often too rigid for me and gets in the way of context driving the style.

fibojoly ,

That feels like that scene in Amadeus, when Mozart dictates his music to Salieri.

fibojoly ,

Albino? There was an albino in my IT and the poor dude would literally be like 4 inches from the screen at all times. I guess that must be pretty close to his experience, yeah.

locuester ,

Yeah, I worked with an albino like that who used a handheld magnifying glass. It actually inspired me to write a magnifier application for windows (which didn’t have one at the time, this was in 2006). That then led me to write little windows apps every day for a month, which got a lot of attention.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , in Programming: The Horror Game

I use an LCD monitor so there is no difference in power consumption. I preferred the old view, how do I go back?

Poxlox ,

Alt + F4

thechadwick ,

Just have to delete the system32 directory. That gets rid of the changed settings the fastest.

HaveYouPaidYourDues ,

That’s a $10.99/month subscription

flameguy21 , in Programming: The Horror Game

This should be considered a war crime

BatmanAoD , in Programming: The Horror Game

The animation that goes with this is pretty slick: x.com/Phantom_TheGame/status/1748457358521426375?…

BatmanAoD , in Programming: The Horror Game

Oh hey, it’s modern ed!

casmael , in Programming: The Horror Game

Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

minyakcurry ,

I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

explodicle , in Programming: The Horror Game

Uh oh, brace yourself for a bunch of whataboutism from blatantly selfish computer nerds. /s

itsJoelle ,

Hey man, I work on a Microsoft full stack — VS corrupts files or locks up regularly 🤷That’s before we touch Windows on a server box

ghostdoggtv , in Programming: The Horror Game

Not really visual anymore innit

ji17br ,

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