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PhlubbaDubba , in Rust coin

It’s mining for more crates to convince you to put in your config

stevedidwhat_infosec , in Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

I’m sorry what?

autokludge ,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

For those not in the loop: programming.dev/post/10307658

I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don’t understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

Heheheheheheh this is pretty funny then

MadMadBunny ,

Damn you got me, had already forgot about that

OpenStars , in Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework
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Replaces the older .com format, also compatible with the .bat and .lnk wrappers too.

xmunk , in Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

Uh… calling .exe cross platform is a choice.

Static_Rocket ,
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

Cross platform! You know, accessible across all our platforms

CCF_100 ,

Universal Windows Platform apps: sweats nervously

julianh ,

wine

Damage ,

Well, .exes run on at least two major operating systems!

Valmond ,

Windoze 10 and 11?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Provided you’ve managed to configure your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS in such a way that you have enough base memory available to run it.

LinearArray , in Beginner developer moment
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

It’s okay, it happens

xmunk , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

Yea, HTML isn’t the web programming language… XHTML is.

mox , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

Counterpoint: A declarative language made and used to program a browser is still a programming language, regardless of its name, heritage, or differences from imperative languages.

Even wikipedia hints at this with a hello world program.

silasmariner ,

Hypertext markup Language. Yeah this sorta reminds me of why I stopped following r/ProgrammerHumour on the old site - too many cheap potshots at Perl, PHP and HTML, as if they weren’t fantastic tools that powered the creation of the internet we have today. Kids, man, SMH

amanaftermidnight ,

Markup language ≠ programming language.
Markups produce layout, not code.
Typesetting (the Gutenberg way) produce books, not run the looms.

silasmariner ,

Well l take your point, but here I took ‘programming language’ in the colloquial sense to mean ‘language used for programming’ whereas you seem to have read it as ‘turing-complete language’; neither is fully justifiable since there’s ambiguity, but given that it’s a crossword I think that’s fine and all part of the game.

tatterdemalion ,
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Define “program”

Shareni ,

Can it manipulate data, does it have logic? Those are the only factors, it doesn’t even need to be Turing complete.

You can write a composition and play it through the browser, but that doesn’t mean your notes are a programming language.

WanakaTree , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

alt1804 , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

What app/website is this? I haven’t found a good crossword app yet

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

Not OP but I think it looks like Shortyz on Android, which I used for a long time, but I recently switched to Forkyz (an unofficial fork of Shortyz) because it gets more active support. You can get it on F-droid or its current repo on Gitlab.

PanArab , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal

Bottom should be MooreThreads or some other Chinese GPU maker

mr_satan , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal
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They can prohibit whatever they want, but how enforceable is it? Does Nvidia intend to play whack a mole by checking for translation layers?

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, they’ll just pull “Nintendo move”

unionagainstdhmo ,
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If AMD and/or Intel took leadership of the project the Nintendo move wouldn’t work and they’d have to actually test it in court

Holzkohlen , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal

Now imagine Microsoft banning the translation of DirectX to Vulkan. Could they do that? That would kill gaming on Linux in a snap.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t give them ideas

MonkderZweite , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal

So a knife maker can now forbid me to cut chicken with it?

Darken ,
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  • Buttons ,
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    But at least you wouldn’t download a car, right?

    AngryCommieKender ,

    youtu.be/uErKI0zWgjg?si=kOQ5xUtJHcJvVaMj

    Stealing it one piece at a time seems to be celebrated by the same generation of people that are concerned about copying media

    Holzkohlen ,

    I’d singlehandedly bring down the car manufacturers in my country if I could. They have the strongest lobby in Germany for sure.

    astrsk , in Uh...oh...
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    Dang, 50% is a lot.

    sirico , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal
    @sirico@feddit.uk avatar

    I give it about 10 years before the EU is invaded by the US after corporate lobbying

    scroll_responsibly ,
    @scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Or a couple of months if the EPP win the next EU elections.

    uis ,

    I need context

    Zacryon ,

    Europeans People Party, large political party within the EU which is largely full of conservative right-wing folks with the german Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen at it’s top. She is also currently president of the European Commission and has been known to be involved in corruption and to favour company interests, as well as the rest of the fuckers in the EPP.

    So I guess the context is: If EPP stays in power, that’s good for top-business-people, but bad for everyone else. Thereby detrimental for such competitive-practise-laws.

    uis ,

    Thanks. It seems EU needs Navalny too. Fucking Putin.

    TCB13 ,
    @TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

    Europeans People Party, large political party within the EU which is largely full of conservative right-wing folks

    First the EPP is center-right, not conservative right-wing.

    So I guess the context is: If EPP stays in power, that’s good for top-business-people, but bad for everyone else.

    Second there’s too much leftists’ bullshit already in EU member states and all that power vacuum created by key keep such as Angela Merkel leaving governments created all the right conditions for the US, Ukraine and Russia to start a war at the EU border that only benefits the USA and has a large economical impact on the EU.

    uis ,

    First the EPP is center-right, not conservative right-wing.

    Are they soc-dems?

    TCB13 ,
    @TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

    They do include a LOT of people from doc-dem parties in EU member states. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_People's_Party

    Not sure if you know how the EU “parties” work but the members aren’t directly elected like in other places. They simply have a bunch of chairs that get filled with people from member state parties that applied to be part of that EU level organization. We most likely shouldn’t even call them political parties.

    uis ,

    Political bloc then

    Zacryon ,

    First the EPP is center-right, not conservative right-wing.

    As far as I can see it, they are conservative-right wing. It’s even clear from the first sentence of the Wikipedia article you posted further down:

    with Christian-democratic,[4] liberal-conservative,[4] and conservative[5][6] member parties

    Second there’s too much leftists’ bullshit already in EU member states

    You mean like those competiveness laws discussed in this post?

    that only benefits the USA

    Sounds like a conspiracy myth to me. Feel free to elaborate.

    TCB13 ,
    @TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

    As far as I can see it, they are conservative-right wing.

    I’m sorry, that’s not what they identify with…

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/517a7b68-4dbc-42a5-ba3f-88681bcdbd03.png

    SomeAmateur ,

    A guarantee of deploying to europe would be great for military retention! Everyone is tired of fighting forever wars in the desert

    unionagainstdhmo ,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    Yeah take me back to the early 20th century, that was when you could get some good warring in

    optissima ,
    TCB13 ,
    @TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

    I give it about 10 years before the EU is invaded by the US after corporate lobbying

    No need. The US most likely pushed Ukraine and Russia into a war that essentially is a way to put so much pressure in the EU economy that things will fail one way or the other.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    The US promptly forgot that Ukraine existed once they gave Russia their nukes back, and didn’t bother to think about them again until Russia invaded. The major exception being Hunter Biden, and he has never been in politics so he doesn’t count.

    Viper_NZ ,

    Russia (and Putin) are so weak the USA forced them to invade their neighbour?

    Cope.

    TCB13 ,
    @TCB13@lemmy.world avatar

    Russia (and Putin) are so weak the USA forced them to invade their neighbour?

    I’m not saying that is or that isn’t the case. What I know is that in this war, right after Ukraine, the EU is the most affected party. The US is the one that has most to gain from destabilizing the EU economy and weakening the Euro.

    Viper_NZ ,

    Politically sure, but economically the USA is hurt by this war. You may as well make the case that it’s in China’s interest, or Indias.

    But that wouldn’t align with Kremlin disinformation that you’re spreading. Wilfully or not.

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