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JoYo , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve had so many wacky job titles that at this point i dont care as long as i get paid.

shai_hulud , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

inclementimmigrant , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

It’d love to be called not burdened with a completely unrealistic software development plan.

heavy , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Employed

AeonFelis , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

“coder-codewriter”

Coldus12 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Yes, yes, Engineer is protected in a lot of spaces. Even here. That said the university programme I’ve attended was to make me into a “Sotware Engineer” not a “Developer”. This university is a university for engineers. Obviously I don’t have to requalify every year to remain an Engineer, but saying that I am not an Engineer is factually untrue.

I dont care about names but to be offended because it says Software Engineer on my resume is just dumb.

Also we design a lot of crucial systems. (Such as any RTOS, banking systems and so on and so forth)

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

“Software craftsman”

spongeborgcubepants ,

Code Artisan

xoggy ,
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

Bitsmith

nxdefiant ,

codesmith

Cover_czar , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@Cover_czar@lemmy.ml avatar

Software Author/ Author

banneryear1868 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Code Sherpa

KairuByte , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s funny when I’m looking for work and people try to help me find jobs. I’ve been sent jobs for “coder” which turned out to be “medical code entry into EPIC” and architect because they saw another job with “software architect”.

7355608 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

The Wizard

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Never thought the wizard installing my programs were an actual human.

Denvil ,

“Call me dickmaster”

progettarsi ,
@progettarsi@lemmy.world avatar

what a cit.

xmunk ,

Black Sabbath intensifies

psud ,

Back in the days of MUDs, MOOs, and MUSHes (text mode multi user role playing games) we were wizards (if you could code enough to add to the game)

MUD - multi user dungeon MOO - MUD, object oriented MUSH - multi user shared hallucination

whoisearth , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

My favourite for myself is garbage man. Shit rolls downhill so it always ends in my lap.

Another good one is fixer like the mob.

MystikIncarnate ,

I like calling myself the “designated network Patsy”

MimicJar , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

A, A, A, A

(Hand clapping)

A, A, A, A

(Hand clapping intensifies)

A, A, A, A, A, A

(Techno beat drops)

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

to those wondering: youtu.be/XxbJw8PrIkc

MimicJar ,

Specifically youtu.be/KMU0tzLwhbE

Anticorp ,

So… Developers?

Anticorp ,

So… much… cocaine

Why TF is he so covered in sweat? Was this filmed in Florida in July?

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

some people naturally sweat a lot.

Feathercrown , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Anything except G

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what’s up, my G?

Anticorp ,

What about OG?

Feathercrown ,

That I can live with

Aggravationstation , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

H. Daddy

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