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PlexSheep , in It's called attaining divinity

C was always a high level language for me? As soon as I knew it existed at least.

roguetrick , in Hot Potato License

A self revoking license. You can only use or distribute this software if you’ve made the last commit.

joewilliams007 , in Old timers know
@joewilliams007@kbin.melroy.org avatar

this app uses java swing?

Beetschnapps , (edited ) in Unit Tests

Think of it as a function you can unleash on others…

nifty , in It's easier to remember the IPs of good DNSes, too.
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like I could learn Dutch, my English is already broken

veniasilente , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

That’s why I don’t have monitor dashboards 😎

cupcakezealot , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

ex soldier first class

cumskin_genocide , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?

Hank Hill made me like Ronald Reagan

TORFdot0 ,

Neat, just what I would expect from user @cumskin_genocide

cumskin_genocide ,

What’s wrong with my username?

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Stop comparing programming languages

Tea? i saw it once in a wikipedia article.

1984 , in Stop comparing programming languages
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

C++ is… I got nothing.

sparkle ,

C++ is inferior to Rust and should be used in no new projects unless it is absolutely necessary

aliteral ,

I believe the trade-offs make Rust the best option to replace C++. Now, i’m not sure about Zig replacing C yet…

smileyhead , in Responsive Design Go Brrrr

Step 1: Write a website in pure HTML, can be converted or builded from something like Markdown

Step 2: Style it a little with CSS, as a layer on top, without touching HTML

Step 3: Profit.

blek , in Saw 37 the software Dev

hey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)


CaptPretentious , in Programmer Pain Chart

I was building up some packer stuff. Vsphere-iso plug-in. Tests were going fine and then for reasons I didn’t understand it said it could no longer find the cd creation tool it has just been using.

So I try a few things, nothing works. So I figure I have nothing to lose, I make a new folder to house all the tools in one place. Update Windows system environment path. Restart everything. VScode didn’t have my path statement, Google is of 0 fucking help, and now packer doesn’t work. I least it’s the weekend now.

MehBlah , in Happy 30th birthday to RFC 1631 ("NAT"), the "short term solution" we all rely on

Thing is I knew it as masquerade for years before I heard the term nat.

frezik ,

Linux IPchains from the 2.2 kernel days?

MehBlah ,

Early version of slackware from around 95 or so.

suction , in new preference war just dropped

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