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EmperorHenry , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
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reminds me of what youtube was doing to firefox users for awhile.

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
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git commit -m “break codec sync if UA = firefox/gecko”

skyline , in Rust's static linter is called "Clippy" for a reason.
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There is no way.

umbraroze OP ,
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It's a thing! Sadly it won't rewrite Haskell codebases for you, though.

Anticorp , in Me and my new GitHub repository

The pinche squirrels do this to our Japanese pear tree! They take one single bite out of every fruit on the tree. It’s so annoying! We managed to get 2 whole pears off of the tree last summer. They do the same thing with our peach tree, but we were unable to salvage even a single peach. Of course we could probably get rid of the squirrels if we stopped feeding the birds, but the birds are awesome, and the squirrels are pretty fun to watch.

tsonfeir , in It's that time of the year again!
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I started this in my head sounding like the singer from Cake.

fibojoly , in I'll just be a quick 3h

Me right now, discovering that our archives data have file sizes… sometimes in bytes, sometimes in kilobytes. I found some pattern this morning thinking I could know which was which, then the pattern collapsed at some date in the past.
Joy.

squeezeyerbawdy , in I'll just be a quick 3h

Oooh I had a 45 second coughing fit- thanks flu and you dear poster!

BarrierWithAshes , in Dev rule
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Hey if it works, it works!

LoveSausage , in Walking Desk Is More Annoying Than A Standing Desk
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Love it , wouldnt work where i live , no flat roads. , Would be a new extreme sport going downhill though :) but I think I am gonna go for the one in the comments perhaps hackaday.io/…/180836-desk-ercising-with-the-exer-…

graycube , in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

I hate fixing other people's code. It is one of the reasons I don't like letting an AI write my code first draft either.

onlinepersona , in Yes

The dude on the right is some neckbeard who yells “RTFM” and “i use Arch btw ;)” IRL.

ISometimesAdmin , in Welcome to the wonderful world of code obfuscation
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Depending on whether this code is in a hotpath (and considering how "elementary" it is, I figure that's a possibility), this could very well be a significant speed improvement.

Though I'd say that only excuses it if it's truly an elementary function (and not one line as part of a larger function), as otherwise it's unreadable garbage. But on its own it:

  • has a clear purpose
  • (presumably) isn't reimplementing functionality
  • is easily tested
  • can be modified with no side effects (besides breaking your calendar, but that's beside the point)
DroneRights OP ,

It’s one line as part of a larger function. Also, it doesn’t actually say weekend, it just executes some other functionality if !(day % 6). I made it more readable so that everyone here could understand what it does

blakeus12 , in GoOn
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s.w.x.y/z

plug it into a 5-dimensional graph and there you go.

ohlaph , in GoOn

Doug

asw13c , in Yes

wow

fibojoly , in The classic font size exploit

You joke but I bet font embedding in webpages is like a big open door for hackers to get into your machine.

nyan ,

You mean you leave that enabled? 😱

fibojoly ,

Well, it’s that or Times New Roman everywhere!

nyan ,

(Looks at own screen, which is in fact set up for Times New Roman everywhere. Coughs.)

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