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AernaLingus , in The classic font size exploit

Full res (source)

The description:

Someone programming a website in HTML. But also a photo suitable for hackers. ;)

Space_Racer , in Merge then review
@Space_Racer@lemm.ee avatar

As a SOC auditor you programmers are going to make me scream at the exceptions you guys cause.

frauddogg , in The classic font size exploit
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

They didn’t alphabetize their css attributes and it’s pissing me off

SonnyVabitch , in Merge then review

Pete was Heard, but was he Listened To?

Snowplow8861 , in Correcting > Helping

Almost like that xkcd joke…

xoggy ,
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

I was trying to remember where I read this originally. Thank you.

Feyter , in Also not C# Block

Wait… there is a different C than C#?

Gladaed ,

/s

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Brian Kernighan^1 and Dennis Ritchie spinning in their graves

  1. Yes. Even though he’s still alive. That’s how egregious this heresy is.
AceSLS ,

C#? I think you missspelled Microsoft Java™

aport ,

C Pound

open_world ,
@open_world@lemmy.world avatar

C Hashtag

Kid_Thunder , in A box of DevOps

I didn't know that ansible-galaxy had a comic

corsicanguppy ,

In typical ansible fashion, expect it in 20 years.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in They used coding and algorithms

And they were roommates!

apprehentice , in We did this to ourselves

Okay, but what’s a theoren?

Pok ,

It may or may not be a string.

threelonmusketeers , in They used coding and algorithms

Something something minimum-snap-trajectory…

raubarno , in thisIsGoingToBeASeriousDebate

Why do you call write() for every char? You can always just pass a pointer with its length.

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

I am not skilled enough to do that ngl

sj_zero , in thisIsGoingToBeASeriousDebate

? "Hello World"

new_guy , in Best VS Code theme

I’m sorry the best vs code is the Hot Dog Stand from windows 3.1 tribute

umbraroze ,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

I was about to say "this reminds me of the Hot Dog Stand".

...but someone actually made Hot Dog Stand. Shit.

Look, I'm a Linux nerd, and there are very few things that scare me. Linux Kernel programmers, maybe - you don't meddle with them unless the hour is truly dire and we form a delegation to seek their aid after a complex debate as the world burns around us and we climb their mountain together. ...And the other thing that scares me are some particular brands of Microsoft ultra fans, for thereover lies madness like we have not seen before.

SpaceNoodle , in thisIsGoingToBeASeriousDebate 

<span style="color:#323232;">echo Hello World
</span>
noli , in Fixing ancient bugs

How did a bug with something like that never pop up in unit tests?

JATtho OP ,

There were no unit tests and previous dev had opened the pandora’s box with half-written implementation. Gasp

MonkderZweite ,

Corner cases.

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