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potoo22 , in unrolling loops is efficient, right?

In my first CS class, the professor announced an extra credit project due at the end of the semester. It was to create a formatted terminal calendar given a year from user input. I finished it after learning about condition but before I learned about classes… or functions… or loops… or searching the internet… partially. I searched how leap years worked, but didn’t bother to search for code (Stack Overflow didn’t exist yet)

Anyway, long ass program with each month hard-coded with 7 possible calendars for each month depending on the first day of the week. Lots of copy and paste. Professor was speechless, but accepted it.

ICastFist ,
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“It’s not stupid if it works”

juliorapido , in Firmware

Wtf i’m only realizing this now! Wtf after 30 years!!! Aaarrgggg

HangingFruit ,
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Even now it took me 30 minutes to figure it out.

xoggy , in Le torture
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Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

restingboredface , in The Password Game

As a someone who frequently argues with IT teams over ridiculous hidden password rules that drive crappy user experience I feel triggered by this game.

This is fantasticll

cliffhanger407 ,

My company finally went to a non expiring multi-word based policy. Took them a major breach but finally some sanity.

xmunk , in <br>

I’m sorry Timmy but you’re not allowed to have any dessert unless you close your tags like I taught you. Your grandmother was XMLish and you need to carry on our family tradition.

I thought you might do something like this so I got you a backup one from AO3.

match , in Crowdstrike
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boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

Olhonestjim , in Googling

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

user1234 , in After a particularly annoying update today

An error was encountered, reverting changes.

corsicanguppy , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Same thing.

MacedWindow , in After a particularly annoying update today
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This is only the beginning

RonSijm , in They did not reply.
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Hmm, I’m thinking - We should place a bunch properties and just name them something like “${username}” - “${password}” and variations of that, and see we can “find/replace” cross-site script them into sending their bots details

dan , in Why spend money on ChatGPT?
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I’ve been trying to get it to say that other stores like B&H are better than Amazon (for the lulz) but it keeps saying “I don’t have an answer for that” :(

ClassifiedPancake , in Site: "I don't feel so good...."

Rotate <body> veeeeeeery slowly

xmunk , in I Have No Constructor, and I Must Initialize

The other joke is a reference to Ellison’s story, in case it wooshed.

deadbeef79000 ,

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

If anyone wants a hint.

It is amazing.

MonkderDritte , in Looks good to me 👍

Pycharms warns me about cognitive complexity of functions. Other IDEs too i assume?

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