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Bunnylux , in What's your most obscure binding?
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Well, you see, I spilled coffee on my mechanical keyboard, permanently breaking the 2/@ key, so I mapped it to pause/break…

AeonFelis , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

I’m sorry that you have to deal with my code.

cybersandwich , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

Collaboration* or using best-practices*

burtek , in What came first, the programmer or the code?
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Man, I stole your meme

mateomaui ,

https://i.imgur.com/CoyXzpk.jpg

somegeek , in Stop doing Computer Science

Math professorss be like:

spez , in Stop doing Computer Science

I always wonder what the original post was. Something like “Stop doing science!” or some shit but seriously rather than sarcastically.

d_k_bo ,

knowyourmeme.com/memes/stop-doing-math

spez ,

Ah ha! Thanks, I thought this spawned on some conspiracy facebook group

threelonmusketeers ,

Funnily enough, helical apple slicers can easily produce the shape depicted in the bottom quote, making it a not unreasonable request.

spikespaz , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

Monitor setup at my desk

What am I?

Abird1620 ,

Psychotic

FrostKing ,

Someone with bad posture

spikespaz ,

Why?

computertoucher5000 ,

Dunno, but I would like to know more about your lamp

spikespaz ,

Unfortunately I got it at a thrift shop and there are no stickers. Googling for “pulley lamp” shows me one that looks very similar: “Carbon Loft Tirith Industrial Farmhouse Table Lamp with Pulley System”

computertoucher5000 ,

Thanks for that!

Turun ,

Sick lamp! A bitch to dust off I bet, but I like the style.

SkinnyTimmy , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

Not a programmer though, I make videos

Wilker ,
@Wilker@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

for future reference, it’s even more convenient to use when you know to change GUI scale settings to configure them to align with the physical space

rmuk , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

I’m pretty much chaotic evil, with a laptop.

One thing I will say: anyone who has a single window spanned across multiple monitors needs battering. “Oh, yah, I fookin’ love 'aving un two-centimeter black bar in middul of me Word doccumant”. Unhinged sociopaths, all of them.

Dee , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
@Dee@lemmings.world avatar

Love my lawful evil setup, works great!

CanadaPlus , in Welp, guess I'm going to hell

Hell only supports IE. You hang out in limbo with all the cool kids.

drew_belloc , in Pure Evil
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If the language doesn’t force me to use semicolons i will forget

newIdentity , in Pure Evil

Who uses semicolons in Javascript?

BearJCC ,

Old habits die hard. Learned JS, CSS and C++ all the same year about a decade ago.

seitanic ,
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Programmers who care about best practices. Here are a couple of scenarios where

newIdentity ,

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    seitanic ,
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    ~95% of the JS code you see on the Web has semicolons. Apparently, a lot of programmers think it’s worth that extra keystroke to avoid these types of bugs. I agree with them. The difficulty with programming isn’t “Arrgh, there are too many keystrokes, my hands are tired!” It’s “Arrgh, HTF did this bug get in here?!?”

    tryagain ,

    I don’t even bother typing them because I like having eslint do it for me.

    rockSlayer ,

    They made it a named function, but this is literally how you format anonymous functions in js, a key feature that usually gets called with stuff like an onclick or onload call in the html domain.

    tkarika ,

    Every real programmers

    psud ,

    In that sentence, we use “programmer” singular, because “every” is singular, though referring to many

    All real programmers

    Every real programmer

    Each real programmer

    No real programmer

    It’s pretty arbitrary

    Perfide ,

    People who like minimizing the amount of bug fixing.

    manapropos ,

    I use prettier which by default adds semicolons. Coming from predominately doing backend stuff (mostly in Java) I don’t really mind, especially when the formatter adds them for me

    newIdentity ,

    That’s what I do too, but i don’t manually add them

    0x0 , in R U A Cyberpunk

    I knew i was right in not throwing away my MiniDisk!

    Psythik ,

    MiniDisc*. Disks are hard drives, floppies, and SSDs. Discs are optical media.

    0x0 ,

    Do you mean “Disc” as a Sony trademark or a distinction between media types?

    HellAwaits , in How the IT guys see the users

    It’s so true, it hurts my insides.

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