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TootSweet , in wait what

'Bout time.

  • a Go fan.
Creat , in Bugs fixed

If “all bugs” was like 50 or so, that’s pretty good. Well done!

JATtho OP ,

Bugs that have existed for +3 years in a component and are nearly immediately visible to the end user. Oldest source line I touched was from before 2010.

milliams , in What’s in a name?

I like “Victoria”.

bandwidthcrisis , in What’s in a name?

Eula.

Steamymoomilk , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

Does it have plugin support?

ILikeBoobies , in The falsehoods of a senior developer

cs12.pikabu.ru/…/1672170826126840186.jpg

Tried to find a source but this is the closest I got

Robert7301201 ,

Here you go. theycantalk.com/post/…/predicament

ILikeBoobies ,

So both images removed the watermark

Sad

mrkite , in Every language has its niche
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

I don’t use Ruby anymore, but I still use irb everyday as a command line calculator.

phoneymouse , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS

Why aren’t the booleans like “facts” or “no cap” for true and cap for “false”?

Also, you could have exceptions be called “Sus”

prof OP ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

Because it was easier to use Java primitives than implement the constants myself.

bleistift2 , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS

It only supports ints and bools, some logic and simple arithmetics

That’s more than you need.

Mango , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It’s not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

SuddenDownpour ,

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes “kinky” and “bold” in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

Mango ,

Doesn’t matter.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9434fa64-1b0f-4591-9182-bacbf62e8785.webm

embed_me , in You could say, I am an odd person!
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Bipolar vs normal ups and downs

doingthestuff , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Why would my hand do that to me? And how?

sundray , in Tough break, kid...

But is “prompt hacking” considered actual “hacking?”

marswarrior , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@marswarrior@lemmy.world avatar

Line of vision

mexicancartel ,

Learn braille

pearsaltchocolatebar , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My hamstrings

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