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luciole , in "PM, want a cracker?"
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

If it listens and nods to the unedited, director’s cut version of my woes and frustrations, I’ll give it a cookie.

fubarx , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

All 418 error codes. We good.

tgxn ,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

It’s all teapots all the way down.

lemmylommy , in "PM, want a cracker?"

Parrot AI.

nyan ,

That’s kind of an insult to the parrot, isn’t it?

Ballistic_86 , in Cupholder.exe

An old fashioned meme but it checks out

Evotech , in "PM, want a cracker?"

I’d use an ai project manager I think. It could nag me via a push msg on my phone every day to ask for updates and info about time-frames. Which I would provide, then it could like do some shit. Create some gannt charts and progress tracking.

Would be nice to stay on track with stuff I want to do

Thorry84 , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

3** status codes: 4000%

Oops

cupcakezealot , in this is what peak web traffic looks like
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

can’t have a website problem if every page is 404 taps forehead

Kit , in Cupholder.exe

This was a common April Fools prank back in my day. We would put a startup script on a person’s computer that opened their CD drive at random intervals. Drove them nuts!

EmperorHenry , in Cupholder.exe
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

good one!

thr0w4w4y2 , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

a pretty grafana dashboard? peak web traffic looks a lot nicer than i thought!

bruhbeans , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

Deleting all the S3 buckets on my way to the exit interview

jimp , in Cupholder.exe

I remember back when this was going around as cokegift.exe in the 90s.

embed_me , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Typical Computer science vs typical computer engineering

Thelie OP ,

Inside me are two wolves I guess…

gravitas_deficiency ,

Chief O’Brien:

Sorry about that transporter malfunction, sir! Won’t happen again!

privatizetwiddle , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

“Not my problem” code

mctoasterson , in "PM, want a cracker?"

If a parrot is on its perch, can it lead a standup meeting?

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