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nixfreak , in single binary executable and dlls

Cause statically linked libs can be very large. I agree though , rather have statically linked then dynamic.

thomas , in xkcd #1987: Python Environment

Download ML thing.
make new venv.
pip install -r requirements.txt.
pip can’t find the right versions.
pip install --update pip.
pip still can’t find the right versions.
install conda.
conda breaks for some reason.
fix conda.
install with conda.
pytorch won’t compile with CUDA support.
install 2,000,000GB of nvidia crap from conda.
pytorch still won’t compile.
install older version of gcc with conda.
pytorch still won’t compile.
reinstall the entire operating system with debian 11.
apt can’t find shitlib-1.
install shitlib-2.
it’s not compatible with shitlib-1.
compile it from source.
automake breaks.
install debian 10.
It actually works.
“Join our discord to get the model”.
give up.

AMAMazing ,

This comment gives me ptsd

omalaul ,

It feels like you stood behind me yesterday, taking notes.

HarryEffingPotter ,

thats when you do

/usr/bin/python3.11 -m pip install

mother. fucking. hardcoded paths. 1 step forward, 10 steps backward.

jadegear , in Hours of work

Sounds like job security to me.

idunnololz , in Hours of work
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Jokes on you, I like refactoring code.

deadbeef79000 ,

Refactoring is healthy for code.

This is a good thing!

snor10 , in How the internet actually works
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

roon , in Not Mine; Enjoy
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

This meme took up a lot of vertical space on my feed, like this cat

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/20e73eaf-d92b-454d-8732-ecfcb73794b2.webp

Godric , in How the internet actually works

OK, that’s better XD

Mugmoor , in How the internet actually works
@Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m a simple man. I see PBF, I upvote.

bappity , in How the internet actually works
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

a series of rick rolls

Feathercrown , in Hours of work

I pretend I do not see it

appel ,

You’d think this is stupid but this has surprisingly worked on more than one occasion for me.

Feathercrown ,

Lmao power move

fsxylo , in Hours of work

It’s a good thing I’m a hobbyist so that I can avoi- hmm, now that I think about it this feature could be really cool and shouldn’t take too long to implement…

queque31 ,
@queque31@lemmy.world avatar

2am me: why the fuck this doesn’t work anymore!!!

potoo22 ,

Spouse at 7:00 AM: “Why do only some of the house lights work and there’s no hot water?”

Me: “You know that quick fix I was working on last night. Well, umm, one thing led to another aaaand… Umm… Just so you know, your phone is using mobile data because the wifi is out.”

SIGSEGV , in single binary executable and dlls

Did you,… hrm,… did you even take classes about this stuff. Ffs, this is why this career pays well: you have to understand complicated things.

Maybe your issue is with Windows. I suggest moving away from that platform.

Dynamic libraries are essential to computing, and allow us to partition out pieces of the code. One giant library would have to be recompiled with every change.

philm ,

I mean yeah, dynamic libraries are great if used correctly (via something like Nix), but the unfortunate truth is, that they are not used correctly most of the time (the majority of the Unix and Windows landscape is just a mess with dynamic libraries).

With modern systems programming (Rust) the disadvantages of static compilation slowly fade away though via e.g. incremental compilation.

That said dynamic libraries are still a lot faster to link and can e.g. be hot-swapped.

shotgun_crab , in Hours of work

Composition helps a little at least

original_ish_name , in Simple trick

I spoofed my MAC once when I went to a router page of a hotel and it said it was logging the request

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

I had them most sophisticated hotel/resort wifi capture page I’ve ever seen them other week. It had you register on the wifi using your room number and booking email, then it gave you 10 slots that you put Mac addresses into. I couldn’t imagine how many people I bet never figured out how to use it lol

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Cistercian Hexadecimal

Is that written on… toilet paper?

over_clox OP ,

LOL, no, just a mini drawing pad.

swordsmanluke ,

Where will you be, when inspiration strikes?

30p87 ,

What the heck do you use as toilet paper?

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Finest silk dresses.

I’m sure I’m not the only one to make this economical move. After COVID hit, TP was hella expensive.

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