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CCF_100 , in PHP Moment

C/C++ be like:

Segmentation fault. You figure it out, bitch

CCF_100 , in What’s in a name?

Name your child Segmentation fault

CCF_100 , in Every goddamn time

github.com/dustinkirkland/hollywood

fidodo , in Improved Version

Let’s just create a variation of this that has the same image for everything

ChowJeeBai , in Improved Version

‘Make it pop’ - lol

Bougie_Birdie , in Improved Version
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You could just call this “Programmer programming” and save some screen real estate.

Something something DRY practices

LinearArray , in Improved Version
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

:)

CCF_100 , in Improved Version

“Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old”

SamsonSeinfelder , in It's just a matter of perspective

My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

rufus ,

Make a request per the GDPR.

Deceptichum , in It's just a matter of perspective
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who breached Data?

veroxii ,

“fully functional”

mellowheat ,

It’s pronounced “Data”.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

Hupf ,

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/561cd1f1-dc96-4f8b-8f2e-242b99708004.jpeg

brbposting ,

Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

Troi shot first

TheOctonaut , in It's just a matter of perspective

Gonna replace “surprise” with “emergent” and put this on a slide.

BurningTurtle , in It's just a matter of perspective
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

If it’s a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

Chewy7324 ,

Someone pedantic: It’s source-available, because it doesn’t grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

MaggiWuerze ,

Not with that attitude

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Rockstar be like

perviouslyiner ,

“Rapid unscheduled outsourcing”

LinearArray , in It's just a matter of perspective
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

lolllll 🤣

survivalmachine , in It's just a matter of perspective

Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi’s crewmates.

ramjambamalam , in It's just a matter of perspective

I prefer “super-availability”.

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