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UFODivebomb , in Writing C++ is easy.

Way too short to be a real C++ error. Needs a few more pages of template gibberish.

sunbeam60 ,

Template<Instatiation::_1,_2,_3, Instatiation2::_1, _2<closure::wrapped<_1[map::closure_inner]>>, Outer<Inner<Wrapper<float>>>>::static_wrapper<std::map<auto>, spirit::parser::lever<int, std::array<int>>::fuck_you

mormegil ,
@mormegil@programming.dev avatar

Syntax error: unmatched thing in thing from std::nonstd::__map<_Cyrillic, _$$$dollars>const basic_string< epic_mystery,mongoose_traits<char>, __default_alloc_<casual_Fridays = maybe>>

(from James Mickens’ The Night Watch, highly recommended with his other essays: mickens.seas.harvard.edu/wisdom-james-mickens)

ExperimentalGuy , in Writing C++ is easy.

One of the reasons i started learning rust was bc of how easy it is to get into it, or at least that’s how it felt for me. It wasn’t until a few months into consistently writing that I started to encounter things that I didn’t understand.

marcos ,

The good thing about Rust is that if you have no idea of any problem in your code, it very likely because your code is ok.

On C++ things are different.

loutr , in Apple's Xcode Ladies and Gentlemen
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

After a decade as a Java (and Kotlin) dev I recently got to work on an iOS app. The transition from Jetbrains products to Xcode has been painful, to say the least.

I tried appcode before it was retired, and it was a much better experience all around. I can’t understand why Apple insists on maintaining this pile of crap instead of working with JB like Google.

adonis , in Apple's Xcode Ladies and Gentlemen
@adonis@kbin.social avatar

I still don't understand why programmers are forced to use a specific tool, to write apps for a specific ecosystem.

i.e. writing a Flutter mobile app for Android and iOS. You can do everything in VSCode for the Android part incl. the apk-build.

But for iOS you're forced to use Xcode for implementing certain things like permissions, build and upload.

Nothing but headaches.

bort ,

Apple: our way or the highway

lazyvar ,
@lazyvar@programming.dev avatar

But for iOS you’re forced to use Xcode for implementing certain things like permissions, build and upload.

You can do all that via VSCode as well if you so desire.

Permissions, configurations, etc. are essentially all just XML files and can be edited as such, building, running in simulator and uploading can all be done via CLI.

And if you’re not comfortable doing it via the terminal in VSCode, you can also find some extensions.

Personally as a native dev I don’t know why you’d want to of course, but to each their own.

GenderNeutralBro , in PlEaSe CeNtEr ThAt DiV

The web killed the Internet.

JavaScript killed the web.

CSS defiled its corpse.

Honestly and without any trace of irony, I wish CSS would die and be replaced by maybe half a dozen new HTML tags to support a few specific responsive design patterns.

CSS runs counter to the concept of HTML. Web design used to be inherently user-centric. The designer was not supposed to have much of a say in how it looked on a client’s system, because that was up to the client. The designer only provided high-level hints like “this is a paragraph” or “this is emphasized”. The browser decided how a paragraph should be displayed, which fonts to use, etc.

Over time, visual designers clawed more and more control from the user, much to the detriment of the entire rest of the world.

99% of web sites would be better if they conformed to basic semantic markup. Low-level design parameters should not exist on the web.

It’s a straight line from CSS to Google’s new trusted web bullshit. It’s all about wresting control away from the user and giving it to the site designer. Fuck you, site designer. My eyeballs do not belong to you.

Ocelot , in One command to rule them all

fuck it. rm -rf repository; git clone repository

Been using git since almost as long as its been around, still can’t be bothered to learn to how to fix conflicts.

mtchristo , in PlEaSe CeNtEr ThAt DiV

The web is beyond bloated.

The heavy reliance on JavaScript has suck the joy out of browsing the web for me

AnonymousLlama ,
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I'd say the over exploitation of JavaScript to leverage tracking, interaction and marketing has helped create the poor experiences we now have on web. The underlying technology when used for creating interactive and helpful UIs is very beneficial

ErrorCode0 , in Welcome to Programmer Humor

I might have scrolled down too far lol

001100010010 , in When IT insists on autogenerated email addresses…
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CEO gets “randomly assigned” the name of a ww2 German politician… 💀

Matthew ,

Hideo Lerch

Bumblefumble ,

Ah yes, the famous Nazi leader Hidler.

abclop99 ,

It would be “hiler”

olympicyes ,

FirstInitial LastName is common format. I knew someone named Aaron Ryan who got stuck with the email address “[email protected]”.

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just one dot dividing the name would make it a lot better

joby ,

Thankfully, [email protected] and [email protected] should be delivered to the same inbox.

ramjambamalam ,

There is no requirement to do so, although GMail’s adoption of this non-standard seems to have popularized the practice.

mp3 , in When IT insists on autogenerated email addresses…
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Fake, there’s no way the sysadmin wouldn’t throw the HR rep who signed the policy under the bus (without some CYA documentation prior).

aloso ,

Oh, didn’t the domain somesoftwarecorp.com give it away?

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Do I really need to put /s on my top comment…

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

something something poes law

vaxpy , in When IT insists on autogenerated email addresses…

That happened

lazyvar OP ,
@lazyvar@programming.dev avatar

You don’t know Some Software Corp and their world famous website somesoftwarecorp.com?

mundane , in One command to rule them all

That is stupid. Those commands are for different use cases.

lvxferre , in When IT insists on autogenerated email addresses…
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Even if this is a joke, this is a great example of something that happens all the time: people avoiding responsibility by blaming some chunk of software. The electronic equivalent of “No, sir! I didn’t kill that person. The butter knife did it!”

Arghblarg , in i are programmer
@Arghblarg@lemmy.ca avatar

Order link? I can haz mug pleez

nils OP ,

Closest I could find is this mug and of course it’s on Etsy.

TheWinged7 ,
Zikeji ,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

Use extreme caution ordering from this link. The account recommending it is sketchy.

The domain of the website itself was registered just over a year ago.

If you look at the descriptions and reviews they all are obviously fake.

The address on the contact us page is for a printing company, which suggests this site itself is likely dropshipping (this isn’t inherently wrong).

You’ll probably receive your order, but you’re trusting your info to an a website that is sketchy at best, and isn’t paying the original artist.

TheWinged7 ,

I guess I get why my account seems sketchy, I generally lurk and upvote only and this has been my first comment ^^;

I agree with the website probablybeing a dropshipping company, but it’s the only place that the image shows up in a reverse image search other than this post.

I can’t even find the source image anywhere, just similar versions with different cats and computers

Zikeji ,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

Thanks for the well reasoned reply. Your original comment and no history reminded me of similar stuff on Reddit lol.

Your reply inspired me to try and find it as well.

I managed to find it in poster form, from what may possibly be the original artist: www.redbubble.com/i/…/113977661.UZX4H

I also managed to find dozens of versions of it as tshirts using the search term "i are programmer beep boop cat* on Google images.

trimmerfrost , in Alpha Programmer

Man I wish we could have such fun conversations here

SpaceNoodle ,

Be the change you want to see in the world.

ditherwither ,

we should be the change in other lemmy instances too, not just lemmy.world

dreadedsemi ,

Moom, the lemmings escaped again!

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