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reevesnick , in lolcalhost

OK I feel insulted and somewhat true

DonnerWolfBach , in lolcalhost

Replace “server” by “os”, “computer” or “software project” and you got me as well.

rambaroo , in Ummm

Most full stack devs I’ve met are crap at one end or the other. I’ve also noticed a lot of el cheapo companies trying to get away with full stack only because having specialized devs costs them more money.

These companies would love to fire everyone and have DevOpsQAUxPmUiExec do everything instead.

sotolf , in Cold dark place filled with sadness and despair
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Linus Torvalds @torvalds 10 hours ago

I’m clearly a master of SEO.

When I google for “cold dark place filled with sadness and despair” right now (with the quotes), google gives me exactly one result - my Linux kernel github repository.

I will call my new hobby “Reverse Emo Googlewhacking”.

You’re welcome.

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smashboy , in Cold dark place filled with sadness and despair

Hm, when I google this, I get Edgar Allen Poe’s the Raven.

ReCursing ,
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Third of only five results for me

DanTheMan827 , in Sorry but I gave you my best effort with the ingredients I had

The funny thing is, they use the same ingredients for the photos… but they very selectively position and melt/toast everything

The employee making your burger isn’t going to care if the cheese isn’t perfectly positioned, or that the burger patties aren’t perfectly charred.

jeltebr , in If everything runs fine, do not touch
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Copilot go brrrr

clb92 , in If everything runs fine, do not touch
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ebc , in It's almost done

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

zib , in It's almost done
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I've been working on a single bug for nearly 3 weeks. I think my "I'm getting closer to understanding this" is starting to lose credibility with my team.

Vlhacs , in It's almost done

I try to remember to always under promise expectations. Even after all these years I keep forgetting that a simple change is never really that simple and has lots of overhead.

normalmighty , in It's almost done

I feel attacked.

chl , in The keyboard

Slightly off-topic: if you want to know how this works with USB Keyboards, check out this fantastic video by Ben Eater: youtu.be/wdgULBpRoXk

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blackstrat , in Only 14.99$
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This must be the new version of Fedora

BaroqueInMind , in Only 14.99$
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This is real. And you can have your own fake activation watermark here.

slice ,

It’a surprisingly detailed installation description 🤔

platysalty ,

Joke project gets bonsai treatment, production gets one comment in docker compose.

pazukaza ,

Actual question. Isn’t installing stuff from third party repos like super dangerous? The package scripts run with root access, right?

So, I guess you could tell if the hash of the package matches the hash of the code after you build it… But, what about upgrades on that package after it is installed? They could change the setup scripts and screw a lot of people right?

Not saying these guys do it, just wondering about security stuff.

whou ,

quote stolen directly from the repo:

“Science isn’t about WHY. It’s about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.” — Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

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