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knfrmity , in Truer words have never been spoken

I’ve been working with such a poorly documented application that five minutes of debugging can save me hours of reading documentation. Thanks Microsoft.

MartianInAHumansBody , in You know who you are

Add a JVM just for the hell of it

somada2kk , in Colors, localized.

As guy who hate French language and was learning in 1999 I can confirm it was pain to read the topic of lesson and the date. I was so happy when we switched to 2000.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Whole generations of French students that have no idea they escaped having to write “mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-neuf” over and over again, in cursive of course.

rikudou , in 8 hobbits = ?

Now do kilohobyte.

magmaus3 , in What we really mean
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

ESC + :q!

ESC to enter normal mode (if you’re in a different mode like insert) : (colon) to enter commands q to quit ! (or a) to use the quit command withiut keeping any changes

sci ,

He’s speaking the language of the gods…

Lifter ,

ESC + (shift) ZZ is faster and also saves your changes!

stebo02 , in What we really mean
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

Olap ,

Why would you quit vim?

master ,
@master@lem.serkozh.me avatar

you can also accomplish that by turning off city’s electrical grid

jim , in What we really mean
@jim@programming.dev avatar

"I can read this Perl scrip"t should translate to “I’m lying”.

Kerb , in What we really mean
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

KnorrFG , in What we really mean

IMHO it’s a complex, temporary work around with a few issues.

Also vim > emacs

msage , in The sad truth about Twitter’s rate limit

I usually only read, so youtube is a no-go for me :(

Brisolo32 , in rule

I feel the need of putting a while(false) in my codebase now…

alr , in Colors, localized.

If you think French is bad…


<span style="color:#323232;">// Danish
</span><span style="color:#323232;">farve = "#(9+½+5)FFAA"
</span>
rclkrtrzckr OP ,

Please elaborate. Any background on this?

alr ,

The Danish word for 99 is nioghalvfems, which literally means “nine and half five.” Which you could be forgiven for assuming meant 11½. The trick is that a) “half five” actually means 4½, as in half less than five, and b) it’s implied that you’re supposed to multiply the second part by 20. So the proper math is 9 + (-½ + 5) * 20 = 99.

simple , in Testing good
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

The code


<span style="color:#323232;">package main
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">import "fmt"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">func main() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  fmt.Println("Hello World")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
nyan , in What we really mean

Hey, now. It is possible to write readable Perl code—it’s just less interesting that way. 😜

mrks , in Testing good

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

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