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blek , in Saw 37 the software Dev

hey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)
nodoze313 , in TCP vs UDP

UDP cares about the target, it doesn’t care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

uhN0id , in TCP vs UDP

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it’s not really even a joke.

LordCrom , in TCP vs UDP

Surprisingly accurate

mexicancartel , in TCP vs UDP

Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won’t drop packets intentionally or TCP don’t prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices

realbadat , in TCP vs UDP

Well this is going in my “basics of networking” presentation.

msage ,

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can’t find it right now :|

realbadat ,

If you do find it let me know, I’d love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it’s literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with “stay at 127.0.0.1, don’t 255.255.255.255”. Super cheesy but at least it’s a mental distraction from information overload haha

msage ,

I believe it was this one link

realbadat ,

Phenomenal, thank you!

funkless_eck ,

could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

realbadat ,

Right now it’s got some private info in there, but I’ve been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I’ll let you know

lemmyng , in TCP vs UDP
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So TCP ACK is the backwash?

errer ,

No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!

Dasnap , in TCP vs UDP
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I love slut protocols.

DarkThoughts , in TCP vs UDP

Open all ports: Bukkake?

nxdefiant ,

BukakkIP

manicdave , in TCP vs UDP

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

Sonotsugipaa ,
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I didn’t get the first half, could you send it again?

camr_on ,
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ACK

neidu2 ,

I only tell jokes about UDP. I don’t care if you get it.

anzo , in Exploring the Capabilities of ChatGPT: A Comprehensive Guide

what’s the point on this post? I feel like I might be missing something… The text looks generated, is that the joke?

gravitas_deficiency ,

25min old account called ChatGPT with a single post. It’s spam.

Manzas , in Not a Number

https://lemdro.id/pictrs/image/9c71fa41-ed71-4167-b2ad-8a025468c8df.jpeg

Valmond , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad

That’s kind of spot on. Well done 🥲

NigelFrobisher , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Whenever we say some work is going to be difficult and time consuming now, management reflexively ask if we can fix it with AI. It’s like an excitable little kid getting a bicycle for their birthday and wanting to do everything on their bicycle now, including eating, sleeping and homework.

bullring888 , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Being able to sell shares to other buyers really fucked things up.

xthexder ,
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It’s sad that the best most startups can hope for is to be bought by a giant corporation. Not a lot of people are interested in just having a successful long-term business.

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