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chris , in Strategy -> Result
@chris@l.roofo.cc avatar

I hate that it’s true.

luckystarr ,

Nothing lasts longer than a crudely thought out band aid solution to a not fully understood problem.

argv_minus_one , in cache

Finding clothes on a chair isn’t constant-time. You have to search through the heap of clothes to find the item you want. It has the same time complexity as searching through the closet; it’s only fast because n is small.

xzinik , in COBOL inheritance
@xzinik@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

oh this brings me back to when i used to work in banking, i got the privilege to do maintenance on a “simple” piece that was kind of a cornerstone for one of the nightly tasks, it was created about 5 years before I was born

Mulligan , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
@Mulligan@lemmy.ca avatar

Hair is a programmer’s nightmare.

ghostinthewires , in emotional damage
@ghostinthewires@programming.dev avatar

I just started learning more about Blazor WebAssembly and have a project on the horizon that I think it could be perfect for. Looking forward to seeing if it is a better fit than React. C# for web development? Yes please.

genuineparts , in The customer is always right. 🪞
ComicSads , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
jeff OP , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
@jeff@programming.dev avatar
msage , in The horror

C is fine, but keep any C++/C# away from them!

DuckRaGod , in The superior bracket style

MYYYYY EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS

Smorty , in I'm looking forward to new O'Reilly book
@Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Getting your data sold, at light speed

JackbyDev , in title

Something something sufficiently advanced compiler should optimize it away

LordTCup , in title

return !(x < y);

Beanie ,

return (x >= y); also works

JackbyDev , in I'm looking forward to new O'Reilly book

Getting Started with Dwarf Fortress exists which I still find hilarious.

Kerb ,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Aw man, its a custom design.

I’d love the classic animal template but with a kea holding a steppladder.

ilost7489 , in The superior bracket style

What happens when you give a python programmer java

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