There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

programmer_humor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

lucoso , in lolcalhost

i misspeel localhost far more than i should not as much now (not working with node) but still

railsdev ,

locahost for me

cupcakezealot , in JavaScript always know my truest of desires
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Programming Javascript is roughly the equivalent of hitting your head with a hammer or trying to uninstall McAfee.

dinodroid , in Title

I wonder what would be the scenario for below languages.

  • Julia
  • Rust
  • Go
  • Brainfuck
  • Lisp
  • Cobra
  • Smalltalk
  • Ruby
TheWinged7 ,

Julia

Your program is telling me to get a girlfriend

jdeath , in Welcome to my YouTube channel

remember to re-use failed product names!

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , in Le torture
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Come on. Dude. Give credit where credit is due. SMH…

Source.

HappyHam ,

It’s not SMH, it’s SMBC

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

SMH = Shaking My Head

It’s an Internet initialism.

HappyHam ,

I know. Just foolin’ :)

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oh. Sorry about that. Text is not a good medium for tone. xD

Kerb , in Still can't decide
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Is there even a difference, asside from the telemetry?

TechCodecPawx OP ,

VSCodium has limited plugins, but most known ones were available… Weird logo, some kind of a seaplant?? But I soon dig it…

VSCode has all the plugins, but with Microsoft’s Telemetry as expected… Cool logo…

Truth: I’m using VSCodium, the absence of Telemetry tends to improve it’s overall performance… I’m beginning to like the logo… Plugins support has improved, all the plugins I used in VSCode, are now available… All of it…

axo ,

You can add the official microsoft marketplace in a json file and get all the addons :)

Hubi , in 0 vs null vs undefined - explained with toilet paper

Now give me a negative number

ThatGuyFromWork ,

Here you go

a253040 , in What we really mean

I’m absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I’m sick of everyone else’s lying comments.

importedreality , in Still can't decide
@importedreality@programming.dev avatar

Come to neovim and spend countless hours tweaking your configs when you should be working 🙃

malloc , in Le torture

Older scrum masters during the daily standup and trying to do live updates to the JIRA board

Turned 15 minute meeting into 30 minutes at times lol.

psud ,

I let my stand-in scrummy drive the TFS board this morning. In adding a PBI to the sprint he typed the iteration manually (a pretty long path name), rather than clicking the context menu and selecting “current iteration”

DiamondDemon , in Testing good

HOW

Hazzia ,

Happened to me once.

It was a 5 line bash script tool added onto existing software.

Yeah, I’m a pretty big deal 'round here…

shohamc1 , in Still can't decide

Any Jetbrains users here?

sjpwarren ,

Yes, it seems to have everything I need for Go and Python

Gentoo1337 , in What we really mean
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

“The reason I use Perl is because I wanna write scripts that no one can read and no one can understand so that I can keep my job”

pfannkuchen_gesicht , in Let's go!

Pro-tip: unplug all the fans and enjoy the silence

S3verin , in Le torture

thats literally my job (web development teacher)

coloredgrayscale ,

You poor soul.

clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel

S3verin ,

right click -> copy; right click -> paste

snakesnakewhale ,

Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css

S3verin ,

of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •