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aport , in Let's go!

laughs in M1 Silicon

SkyeStarfall ,

Has less to do with the CPU architecture and more with the thermal and fan configuration.

I would assume macs have much higher quality fans due to them having a reputation to uphold.

aport ,

As someone who has compiled a ton of software on a lot of different laptops, Apple Silicon provides ridiculous performance per watt.

My M1 Pro macbook not only compiles emacs faster than my desktop with a 5600X, but the fans don’t even turn on.

Swedneck , in Let's go!
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

truly programmers are minor gods, they even have a choir of angels singing as things are brought to creation from nothing.

xoggy , in Le torture
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

Quill7513 , in Le torture

Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

dilawar ,

a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

Quill7513 ,
  • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
  • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
  • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
  • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
LedgeDrop ,

STOP! You’re scaring the children!

naught ,

I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

CodeBlooded ,
@CodeBlooded@programming.dev avatar

….I’ve been using :wq for years…

naught ,

Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

whats_all_this_then ,

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

mrks , in Testing good

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

nyan , in What we really mean

Hey, now. It is possible to write readable Perl code—it’s just less interesting that way. 😜

simple , in Testing good
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

The code


<span style="color:#323232;">package main
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">import "fmt"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">func main() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  fmt.Println("Hello World")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
alr , in Colors, localized.

If you think French is bad…


<span style="color:#323232;">// Danish
</span><span style="color:#323232;">farve = "#(9+½+5)FFAA"
</span>
rclkrtrzckr OP ,

Please elaborate. Any background on this?

alr ,

The Danish word for 99 is nioghalvfems, which literally means “nine and half five.” Which you could be forgiven for assuming meant 11½. The trick is that a) “half five” actually means 4½, as in half less than five, and b) it’s implied that you’re supposed to multiply the second part by 20. So the proper math is 9 + (-½ + 5) * 20 = 99.

Brisolo32 , in rule

I feel the need of putting a while(false) in my codebase now…

msage , in The sad truth about Twitter’s rate limit

I usually only read, so youtube is a no-go for me :(

KnorrFG , in What we really mean

IMHO it’s a complex, temporary work around with a few issues.

Also vim > emacs

Kerb , in What we really mean
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

jim , in What we really mean
@jim@programming.dev avatar

"I can read this Perl scrip"t should translate to “I’m lying”.

stebo02 , in What we really mean
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

Olap ,

Why would you quit vim?

master ,
@master@lem.serkozh.me avatar

you can also accomplish that by turning off city’s electrical grid

magmaus3 , in What we really mean
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

ESC + :q!

ESC to enter normal mode (if you’re in a different mode like insert) : (colon) to enter commands q to quit ! (or a) to use the quit command withiut keeping any changes

sci ,

He’s speaking the language of the gods…

Lifter ,

ESC + (shift) ZZ is faster and also saves your changes!

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