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ErrorCode0 , in Welcome to Programmer Humor

I might have scrolled down too far lol

Ocelot , in One command to rule them all

fuck it. rm -rf repository; git clone repository

Been using git since almost as long as its been around, still can’t be bothered to learn to how to fix conflicts.

GenderNeutralBro , in PlEaSe CeNtEr ThAt DiV

The web killed the Internet.

JavaScript killed the web.

CSS defiled its corpse.

Honestly and without any trace of irony, I wish CSS would die and be replaced by maybe half a dozen new HTML tags to support a few specific responsive design patterns.

CSS runs counter to the concept of HTML. Web design used to be inherently user-centric. The designer was not supposed to have much of a say in how it looked on a client’s system, because that was up to the client. The designer only provided high-level hints like “this is a paragraph” or “this is emphasized”. The browser decided how a paragraph should be displayed, which fonts to use, etc.

Over time, visual designers clawed more and more control from the user, much to the detriment of the entire rest of the world.

99% of web sites would be better if they conformed to basic semantic markup. Low-level design parameters should not exist on the web.

It’s a straight line from CSS to Google’s new trusted web bullshit. It’s all about wresting control away from the user and giving it to the site designer. Fuck you, site designer. My eyeballs do not belong to you.

loutr , in Apple's Xcode Ladies and Gentlemen
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

After a decade as a Java (and Kotlin) dev I recently got to work on an iOS app. The transition from Jetbrains products to Xcode has been painful, to say the least.

I tried appcode before it was retired, and it was a much better experience all around. I can’t understand why Apple insists on maintaining this pile of crap instead of working with JB like Google.

Jedi , in I think I'm switching, I like the new UI
@Jedi@bolha.forum avatar

I’ve made the move a few years ago. I really like the “IDE” experience instead of the “code editor” one.

“Oh, but it takes so much RAM”, yup… So does all those electron apps I have to use alongside VSCode, that are built in webstorm…

NegativeLookBehind , in Some people just can't pace themselves
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Hello world AI

Xylight , in Some people just can't pace themselves
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

Same community reposts are back on Lemmy 😔

Kolanaki , in Shit
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s dumb to me that New York city is not the capital of New York state. It could have been perfect. But noooooo! They had to make it Albany!

TheSaneWriter , in B-bug? What bug?
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

At least refactoring the code can make the bug easier to find. What I hate is when I spend hours looking for a bug because I missed a single line in some documentation and misunderstood how something in the project worked, that always hurts.

Nobug404 , in if else if else if else
julianh , in Javascript is the most popular scripting language in use today

Don’t forget jsfuck

coloredgrayscale , in unrolling loops is efficient, right?

300 nested if statements, (…) added another 5000 nested if statements.

At this point I want to doubt that they actually wrote it themselves, vs writing a metaprogram to generate the code.

ImplyingImplications , in unrolling loops is efficient, right?
CanadaPlus , in a brain is a network of if()

Yes, both of those words can be argued to apply in a vacuum. “AI” has started to intrinsically mean neural nets now, though.

As for the title: Lol, look at this guy who doesn’t even loop. What are you going to do, halt on top of me?

TheSaneWriter , in rule
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Honestly, this is a good rule for programming in general. With user input, make sure it’s in its own area where it can’t interact with anything else and make sure to read and process in such a way that it can’t fuck with the operation of the program.

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