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snowe , in Colors, localized.
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I had to read a lot of the comments to understand what the post meant.

ojmcelderry ,

Yeah. Honestly, I’m still not sure I understand it. ELI5?

AlternActive ,

French being french. They have no word for ninety for example, it’s four-twenty-ten. Not bullshitting you.

As in Four (times) twenty (plus) 10.

MouseWithBeer ,
@MouseWithBeer@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed changed to “colour” due to British spelling of color.

The Spanish one has an upside down semi colon because in Spanish you write questions like this: ¿Is this an example question?

The French one is because the French number system makes absolutely no sense and to say 99 you have to say quatre-vingt-dix-neuf (meaning 4 x 20 + 19).

I hope this helps somehow.

nintendiator ,

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed

[citation needed]

Xylight , in It gets better the longer it runs

How long would this have to run for it to round up to 100%?

MooseBoys , in Borrow Checker

Just add unsafe sheesh.

ShrimpsIsBugs , in My prof can meme fr

I can physically feel the pain in the first one

Ucinorn , in You know who you are

Not just OSX: anyone using WSL on windows is an offender too

But as a WSL user, dockerised Dev environments are pretty incredible to have running on a windows machine.

Does it required 64 gig of ram to run all my projects? Yes. Was it worth it? Also yes

qwop ,

My experience using docker on windows has been pretty awful, it would randomly become completely unresponsive, sometimes taking 100% CPU in the process. Couldn’t stop it without restarting my computer. Tried reinstalling and various things, still no help. Only found a GitHub issue with hundreds of comments but no working workarounds/solutions.

When it does work it still manages to feel… fragile, although maybe that’s just because of my experience with it breaking.

desmaraisp ,

You can cap the amount of cpu/memory docker is allowed to use. That helps a lot for those issues in my experience, although it still takes somewhat beefy machines to run docker in wsl

Mermitian ,

I’m even worse, I have used wsl in a windows vm on my mac before haha

MurdoMaclachlan , in It gets better the longer it runs
@MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world avatar

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<span style="color:#323232;">test no.99989: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99990: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99991: failed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99992: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99993: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99994: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99995: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99996: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99997: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99998: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99999: passed
</span><span style="color:#323232;">95.121% tests passed
</span>

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raspberry_confetti ,
@raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works avatar

good human

fmstrat , in You know who you are

Don’t forget the ARM64 to AMD64 conversion.

ruffsl , in You know who you are
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

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average650 , in It gets better the longer it runs
@average650@lemmy.world avatar

Why not just test all even numbers greater than 2? It covers infinite numbers and passes 100% of the time.

PalmTreeIsBestTree , in Colors, localized.

I don’t how you teach basic counting at a young age in French without learning higher grade level math.

Kiwy ,
@Kiwy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joke aside, it’s not taught as 4 × 20 +10 but simply “90 is pronounced quatre-vingt-dix” — which kinda is a mouthful, but you rarely count to 90 as a kid anyway.

PastorHaggis ,
@PastorHaggis@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like you were just a quitter. I counted to 100 all the time to show off.

Lmaydev ,

I’m counting to 100 right now, fight me!

Wander , in Colors, localized.
@Wander@yiffit.net avatar

//German

Farbe=“;”

SolanumChillEse , in Colors, localized.

Just started learning French only to find out you need a Bachelor’s in math just to count past 70.

mamarguerat ,
@mamarguerat@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In Swiss French we say « septante » (70) « huitante » (80) and « nonante » (90) which is better than counting by 20

rclkrtrzckr OP ,

Swiss French doesn’t count as French (like Schwiizerdütsch isch nöd Dütsch)

NounsAndWords , in Colors, localized.

I almost missed the Spanish upsidedown semicolon

csolisr ,

¿Wait what?

jormaig ,

In Spanish we open and close all quotations. Like:

  • ¿Tienes cambio? (do you have change?)
  • ¡Me encanta! (I love it!)
tchotchony ,

I don’t speak Spanish at all, but I really wish more languages would adapt it. It’s so much easier to interpret a sentence knowing it’s meant to be a question or exclamation right from the start.

joneskind , in Colors, localized.
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

As a French, I understand this post and it hurts because it’s true.

esmevane , in What the f*ck is a monad
@esmevane@beehaw.org avatar

A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors. Everyone knows that!

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