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coloredgrayscale , in I code with fear

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

gaterush , in I code with fear

When your function literally returns the void

stepanzak , in I code with fear

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

CodexArcanum , in I code with fear

Is this that “waterfall method” I’ve heard so much about?

Artyom ,

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

Dasnap , in I code with fear
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Unity Message | 💀

DaemonSlayer , in I code with fear

There’s actually a Neovim plugin for this!

Deebster ,
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar

We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

SkyeHarith ,

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

maxmalrichtig , in You could say, I am an odd person!
@maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

While the whole world is beeing like

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Lizardqueen , in You could say, I am an odd person!

But… Both of these functions are odd?

Artyom ,

I’m not convinced OP has covered even and odd functions yet, best to not confuse him.

Nounka , in You could say, I am an odd person!

I see this wrong… I saw in the other reactions. But first one is normal with ups and downs and the second one has to be mirrord… Down down down it goos. For my depressed alter ego that is the way life is.

RonSijm , (edited ) in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show

People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:

Hiiu~~

It’s me AI-uuu-Chan!

I’m so sawwd, I don’t know weeeuh abwout u!

Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)

Olmai , in You could say, I am an odd person!

my life is more of a f(x) = -|sin(x)| + 0.2

gapbetweenus , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.

Gabu ,

Still no catgirls

gapbetweenus ,

With crisp we have the technology - it’s just a question of demand at this point.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.

gapbetweenus ,

If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.

LinearArray , in It's that time of year again
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Makes me cry

LinearArray , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

I can fix her :P

platypus_plumba ,

You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.

… wait, yes, yes you would.

KillingTimeItself , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.

Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.

Shareni ,

You’re going to start accepting pull requests from the community?

pimp

KillingTimeItself ,

im not rolling my own code here, i’m rolling other peoples code, that’s their pull request to deal with, not mine.

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