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jwt , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Have you tried rebooting her?

smb ,

it might take ages for her to choose the right boots for rebooting ;-)

MostlyBlindGamer , in Least favorite IDE ngl
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

Yeah, I’m all about Jetbrains in Night theme. Thanks for the alt text, by the way.

paskalivichi , in Least favorite IDE ngl

Dark mode only works with special glasses. No thanks.

Dremor , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
@Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

:q!

justcoding_de , in When everyone became paranoid

Me, after the latest iOS update slows my aging iPad by another 20%: 🤷‍♂️

PiratePanPan , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

> my wife

> vim user

fake

Syringe ,

At first, I was mad. Then the slow, sad realization that you’re more right than not…

billwashere ,

Hey I’m married and use Vim. I feel attacked 😅

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

You must be very good at masking.

billwashere ,

I was just playing BOTW looking for a mask does that count?

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Subject doesn’t understand social cues

moitoi ,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Great to see this type of humor poping out.

fiddlestix , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
Thrashy , (edited )
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Look, some of us old farts started on Linux back before nano was included by default, and your options for text editing on the command line were either:

  1. vi/vim, a perfectly competent text editor with arcane and unintuitive key combos for commands
  2. emacs, a ludicrously overcomplicated kitchen-sink program that had reasonable text-editing functionality wedged in between the universal woodchuck remote control and the birdcall translation system

Given those options, most of us chose to learn how to key-chord our way around vim, and old habits die hard.

penquin , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.

lobut ,

Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?

puppy ,

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a “make-up”?

OneCardboardBox ,

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

penquin ,

Um, excuse me, I’d like one order of


<span style="color:#323232;">make install
</span>

please.

coloredgrayscale ,

What does make out do?

XTL ,

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn’t me. It was the other guy.

mitchty ,

Make me should just refuse to do anything.

reddit_sux ,

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not…

penquin ,

You know what, that was mistype, but I’m not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You realize that this is !programmer_humor, right?

penquin ,

Yes, and?

KillingTimeItself , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

sit your wife down in front of vim, and make her use it.

It’ll make more sense immediately.

If not, divorce.

Voroxpete ,

Divorce

Makes sense: Even a marriage is easier to exit than Vim

achance4cheese ,

I just dipped my feet in Vim yesterday, I found it not intuitive at all. :wq! To exit a read only file? I’m too dumb to think of syntax like that!

KillingTimeItself ,

: is your commandline, it does a lot of actions. w is write, q is quit. So you’re doing a write quit, the ! just tells it to fuck off and do the fucking command essentially.

If you open a read only file, and you need to quit just hit it with the :q! or if you haven’t made any changes, :q will work just fine.

naturally, as one would expect, you can hit all of these independently. :w just writes changes, :q will close as aforementioned.

KillingTimeItself ,

priorities. Gotta have em set straight.

CCF_100 , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

DIVORCE

spoiler/s

rclkrtrzckr ,

dVIorce

CCF_100 ,

tfw you can’t get a divorce because you can’t exit vim

AnUnusualRelic , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

vi is more impressive when you’ve used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.

Asudox , in Rust but you can't write semicolons and commas
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

I like that monaspace font.

Hack3900 ,

I think it’s FiraCode, not sure

Iapar ,

I think it was stated that it was jetbrains mono in the first thread.

Hack3900 ,

Thanks, I should have been more attentive

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

JetBrains Mono Nerd font

Hack3900 ,

Oh I didn’t know that had ligatures, that’s nice !

learningduck , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

You have to adopt Emacs and show her that she can even play Tetris on it.

gravitas_deficiency , in Rust but you can't write semicolons and commas

You absolute menace. Well done. 🍻

Random_German_Name , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Divorce.

kamen ,

Vidorce.

Dempf ,

:q!

model_tar_gz ,

Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine

model_tar_gz ,

Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!

RiQuY ,

Vimorce

Midnitte ,

He tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.

baseless_discourse , (edited )

To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!

Redditors don’t do that.

SapientLasagna ,

<span style="color:#323232;">$ touch grass
</span><span style="color:#323232;">$
</span>

Now what?

Redditors something something

I think you might be lost.

baseless_discourse ,

I think you might be lost.

Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?

SpaceCadet ,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

:n!

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