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merc , in The Password Game

Some useful resources:

Emoji Moon Phases, you’ll need Waxing Gibbous right now (🌔)

starinastar.com/moon-phase-emojis-a-review/

Today’s Wordle Answer:

www.tomsguide.com/…/what-is-todays-wordle-answer

The Elements sorted by Atomic Number:

www.angelo.edu/faculty/…/structure_numbers.htm

Chess Move Solver:

nextchessmove.com

What killed me was trying to feed the chicken while hunting for a YouTube video of a certain length. I did get past that once when I was lucky enough to be asked for a 9 minute 0 second video. Because people upload “timer” videos of exactly X minutes, that was possible. The “26 minute 59 second” video resulted in a dead chicken.

squaresinger ,

What the hell is a gibbous and why does it need waxing?

GTG3000 , in The Password Game

I gave up around the roman numbers because I chose to include May

Think I should try again.

edit: okay, I’m going to call it on the Wordle rule.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Shortly after the Wordle rule I got told I had to include the country Colombia. Which, with an L, made it impossible to multiple Roman Numerals to equal 35…

Dimitriye98 ,

Only uppercase letters get treated as Roman numerals, same for periodic table. The real killer one for those two is YouTube url

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

For me it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste a YouTube URL. Trying to do so kept automatically pasting in the title of the damn video. 😠

brezelradar ,
@brezelradar@feddit.de avatar

it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste

It’s so real, right?

I hate when they forbid c/p password fields - that’s so stupid and even lessens security.

juliebean ,

im case you tackle it again, the month does not need to be capitalized, and if its lower case, it doesn’t count as a roman numeral

PipedLinkBot , in I go to ABSURD tech conference. - Programmers are also human

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=xmVt8lC74ns

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

ytrav , in Golang be like

lints that underline unused vars as errors, and not notes or warns are the worst lints…

mojo , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

How did they not catch on they’re getting fucked with lol

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

probably frothing at the mouth for the chance to get money that they don’t realise

ruk_n_rul ,

They devoted every brain cell to scamming people, none is left to detect 200IQ level pranks.

Mozami ,
@Mozami@kbin.social avatar

Because some scammers are stupid enough to believe that they'll get a certain amount of money (usually very large) from scambaiters. It's even more hilarious when they fail to catch on (after a long period of time) to the fact that they've been led on.

HellAwaits , in Ouch

First meme on Prog. humor that’s actually good.

Igotz80HDnImWinning , in Ouch

Yeah, but eventually it’ll be rewritten in rust

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in If all my ports are blocked, and I still Docker Starboard?
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why do they call it oven if you of in cold food of out hot eat the food

Sinister Bot , in Golang be like
@Sinister@hexbear.net avatar

Its little called google language.

royal_starfish , in Pick a side Javascript

And I thought kotlin was crazy with whatever (modifier: Modifier = Modifier) means to make it happy

Agent641 , in Golang be like

Me when my wife wants to buy new clothes (her clothes are the variables)

build_a_bear_group , in Unix rule
@build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net avatar

Literally 441763201

MrGerrit , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

Kitboga’s streams isn’t just entertainment, it’s art.

LossLeader , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

Kitboga is the greatest troll of all time

Mozami ,
@Mozami@kbin.social avatar

Gotta agree with you there. His improv game is something else.

Huschke ,

The best past is when he uses his little device to record sentences that he then replays to create the illusion of two people talking over each other!

stevehobbes , in Pick a side Javascript

Jennifer is a lesbian. Her wife, now husband, who she’s proudly supportive of, is FtM, with 3 previous children that Jennifer adopted. Jennifer has never had penetrative sex with a man.

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

… checks out.

iAmTheTot ,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Found the senior dev

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

interpreter programming language

SpicyKetchup ,

This would make her not a lesbian after her husband transitioned.

morphballganon ,

Depends. Could be. A person transitioning doesn’t necessitate their partner finding their new body attractive.

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