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LiveLM , in Merge then review

LinkedIn “influencers” are insufferable, dear god

halvo317 , in Merge then review

You guys review?

gatelike , in Merge then review

this made my heart rate go up a little bit in a way that doesn’t feel good

Locrin , in Merge then review

Does he work at Rivian?

SkyNTP , in Merge then review

What does “stale code” even mean in this context?

Does that mean it falls behind stable? Just merge stable into your branch; problem solved.

Or is this just some coded language for “people aren’t adopting my ideas fast enough”. Stop bitching and get good.

tetris11 , in The classic font size exploit
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It very well might be a real exploit. Lemmy was briefly taken down by an XS attack using the emoji library… so who knows, maybe a 3000% smiley face is all that is needed

Fogle ,

I think there a lot of phone scammers that use font size to hide all the shit they’re doing. Like they make shit so small so that the old people can’t see anything

interolivary , in Show me a better text format for serializing
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

There’s a special place in hell for the inventor of semantically significant whitespace.

YAML itself is one of the circles of hell. You have to copy-paste YAML from web etc sources with dubious formatting for all eternity, and the editor doesn’t have YAML support. Also you can only use Python

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sounds like a good time to me!

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I’m not sure which thought is scarier: that you don’t know what you’re signing up for, or that you do know and you enjoy fixing undecidable formatting fuckups manually

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There’s a bonus third option: I started writing python professionally in 2007 and nowadays spend 75% of my “hands on keyboard” time working on kubernetes YAML and I am indeed having a good time.

I admit, I hastily misread the tail end of your comment as (e.g.) “A reason YAML is bad because you have to copy-paste from the web and that sucks”; not as you probably meant it “in this special hell, you must deal with copy-pasted nbsp and other trash”. So maybe I did not know exactly what I was signing up for ;)

I don’t deal with anything like that and not entirely sure how it happens to people enough that it is a common complaint. “undecidable formatting fuckups” are a non-issue in my life, I really don’t understand how people encounter such things. Maybe they need to fix their editor/IDE/tools? Skill issue? IDK.

As a tangent- I don’t care what language code is written in, it had better be indented properly (and linted, and follow the project’s codestyle, …). Our juniors learn pretty early that their change requests will be blocked on formatting alone by CI, and a human won’t even bother reviewing the substance of their change if they don’t follow convention. I don’t hear them ever complaining about any of these things, least of all semantic whitespace … and we have a rich culture of bitching about menial/pedantic things ;)

magic_lobster_party ,

Indenting copy pasted yaml is always a pain in the butt. Any indentation you give is likely a valid yaml. Especially bad considering indentation has a significant meaning. You have to double check back and forth to ensure nothing bad has sneaked in.

With JSON there are no such discrepancies. It’s likely the editor has figured it out for you already. If it hasn’t it’s easy to prettify the JSON yourself.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Semantic whitespace problems can easily be literally impossible to solve automatically. One of the dumbest fucking ideas anybody ever came up with in computing and its inventor if anyone belongs in YAML Hell. As a fuckup it’s not quite as bad as null, but that ain’t exactly a high bar

bleistift2 , in Merge then review

My old boss (at a sturtup with some ten ppl) loved to do this. When you’re done with your work, merge to master. Boss-man would then revert the commits if he didn’t like the result. Since the branches all were merged, no-one knew what was actually in prod. Fun times.

ptz ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

🫠

frauddogg , in The classic font size exploit
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

They didn’t alphabetize their css attributes and it’s pissing me off

httpjames , in The classic font size exploit
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is a rem only household

pec , in Merge then review

Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!

HowManyNimons ,

But Elon’s annoying!

SonnyVabitch , in Merge then review

Pete was Heard, but was he Listened To?

Sanctus , in Merge then review
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I include those preservative libraries in my projects. My code doesn’t go stale for a whole three weeks longer.

buh , in Merge then review
@buh@hexbear.net avatar

What if instead of continuous integration we had continuous Disintegration, where you code while listening to The Cure on repeat

Snowplow8861 , in Correcting > Helping

Almost like that xkcd joke…

xoggy ,
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

I was trying to remember where I read this originally. Thank you.

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