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BigBananaDealer , in Good luck web devs
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i guess ill have to get linux then, i NEED diagonal mode

gravitas_deficiency , in Good luck web devs

Who hurt you

case_when , in 4 billion if statements

This is poetry.

My favourite part is that he uses the modulo operator in his Python script to generate the C code.

MonkderZweite , in Good luck web devs

Next is star shape.

BastingChemina , in 4 billion if statements

I’ve lost some of my sanity reading this !

gravitas_deficiency , in no.. just no

I want to hate this. I really do. But the problem is… I think I like it.

naonintendois ,

But how do I know if the WHERE clause is AND or OR?

gravitas_deficiency ,

Fair. The constraint nodes should probably exist under an And node.

lorty ,
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This needs a bit of work but it could be interesting

frezik , in 4 billion if statements

Those are rookie numbers. Professionals came up with the nested logic monstrosity that is the JSON-LD specification:

www.w3.org/TR/json-ld11-api/#context-processing-a…

Looks through the algorithm bits in the various sections. How would you implement that? The answer is invariably by copying the highly nested statements of the spec directly into your language. Maybe there’s a better way, but you’d have to understand all that nested logic first, and you’d be exhausted at that point and just want to move on.

Aatube , in 4 billion if statements
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@programming_horror , anyone? We have an in production version of this used in Wikipedia

isildun ,

Instance friendly link: !programming_horror

DrDeadCrash ,

Thank you!

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

I'm pretty sure that my link also works regardless of instance. It works when I visit it on your instance.

imPastaSyndrome , in Good luck web devs

Ah yes why I like Linux but hate supporting it

JPJones , in Good luck web devs

I hate this.

Illecors , in Good luck web devs

I remember seeing the video of this. The guy was doing it for shits and giggles, but it ended up looking great!

Stunning , in Good luck web devs

Dunder Mifflin did it first. The Pyramid.

schwim , in Good luck web devs
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This is why people can’t take desktop linux seriously.

SaltyIceteaMaker , in no.. just no
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got no clue abot sql. what is wrong and how is it supposed to look like?

Daxtron2 ,

this basically xml being made to look like SQL. It’s gross and that’s why it’s funny

ILikeBoobies ,

Different language

traches ,

SQL is run on the server to communicate with a database. The screenshot is jsx, which is a front-end, UI templating language. Writing SQL this way is cursed

schnurrito ,

SQL is supposed to look like this: SELECT status, name FROM some_table LIMIT 5

BoastfulDaedra , in no.. just no

I haven’t been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

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