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CodexArcanum , in Floating-point arithmetic

If I can’t be a number, none of you can!

(See also cascading nulls)

whats_all_this_then , in Oopsi Woopsi

This PR/meme is my spirit animal

muad_dibber , in Oopsi Woopsi
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Imagine meeting this person irl

TWeaK , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning

I feel this in AutoCAD (lack of) precision.

OsrsNeedsF2P , in Oopsi Woopsi

Found the original, looks like this one is a bit different

github.com/Xerasin/GCinemaCraftDownloader/…/1

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There are people in PR thread explaining it’s a reference to this screenshot. Which is fake, for the record.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,

Screenshot_20240208-055949-596

Nice

Trashcan , in Oopsi Woopsi

I hope it was a genious piece of code that was miles ahead of what it replaced.

And still it got rejected 😄

sirico , in Oopsi Woopsi
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Linus has really gone off the deep end

backhdlp , in Oopsi Woopsi
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

The weirder part is the issues they don’t do that in.

Sanctus , in dotnet developer
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I can, but due to the extra strains involved the price of this contract will increase.

MagicShel ,

How many strains does it take to develop using .net? Are we talking high end or ditch weed?

NoLifeKing ,

We talk about 2 bottles of Cuban Rum and 3 packs of sour gummy worms on top of the pay.

Feathercrown ,

Sour? That’s top quality, you drive a hard bargain

uphillbothways ,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

You think that now... Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

Feathercrown ,

I’ll trade you two soft drives for it

NigelFrobisher , in dotnet developer

I’m developing it for X-Box One X.

sirico , in dotnet developer
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Yes but I’ll l need to charge more as they require disclosure specific equipment

ursakhiin , in dotnet developer

It’s been my experience that the .NET developer will miss the actual statement and take it as an assault on .NET being the best solution for every use case.

smb , in Bartender Qualifications

my first guess is that they desperately search someone to take care for their websites progress bar

[======*____________]

Wich is part of the “Tender” template they use: w3layouts.com/tender-a-multipurpose-flat-bootstra…“Tender is a free HTML5 Multipurpose Template, with […]”

and maybe they only have a dumb trainee or one of those super intelligent AIs to search for the specialists they urgently need (or both in combination)

that should explain it ;-)

who knows *gg

follow me for more =D

satanmat , in dotnet developer

But we’re an EDU!!!

Pixel , in Bartender Qualifications

You could say the bar for a tech job is high…

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