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Creat , in Bugs fixed

If “all bugs” was like 50 or so, that’s pretty good. Well done!

JATtho OP ,

Bugs that have existed for +3 years in a component and are nearly immediately visible to the end user. Oldest source line I touched was from before 2010.

JackGreenEarth , in What’s in a name?

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

rockSlayer ,

They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

whereBeWaldo ,

Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss

Zangoose ,

You’ll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.

mox , in Shiiieeettt....

What language is that?

treechicken ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

Zangoose ,

Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

paperplane ,

or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

Zangoose ,

Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)

Speiser0 , in What’s in a name?

Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

LinearArray ,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

It’s Sims 2 all over again.

kibiz0r , (edited )

And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.

sverit ,

It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’.

lugal , in What’s in a name?

“Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child

over_clox ,

OOP issues LOL!

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Pointer, where is This, your other sibling?

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

They’re with Self and Construct.

kibiz0r ,

Pointer moved to Hollywood, to become a character star. They had a string of interviews, but it ended in nothing.

jwt , in Java...

I wonder how many enterprisify’s this screen can take on a single line:
projects.haykranen.nl/java/

reddig33 , in Bugs fixed

Oh well, just mark them as work on in the next release. Then shove them to the bottom of the pile when marketing wants you to work on ten new features instead.

JATtho OP ,

It’s a FOSS project, so wish me luck, as you can now get it in the mail eventually.

I had to run a makepkg today, which now includes my self-written pieces of code in master. So I’m eating my own dog food now, and it’s good. Also, the itch from before has somehow relieved.

Pyro , (edited ) in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

It’s always a good day when Krazam uploads.

I just wish it was more than twice a year.

Holzkohlen , in What’s in a name?

I will name my firstborn ‘OOM killer’.

Z3k3 , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

This is too real especially the family stuff

Thorry84 , in Bugs fixed

Hey, I still need to pay my bills next month. Better also put in some speed-up loops while you are putting in the bugs.

thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Speedup-Loop

tsonfeir , in What’s in a name?
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

php, pronounced philip

onlinepersona , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

Promised opensuse support? Should’ve known that was lie. Nobody uses that.

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

RamblingPanda , in Java...

That’s Excel. It’s almost possible to see a complete data scientist’s formula without line break.

davidgro , in Stop using floats

Serious answer: Posits seem cool, like they do most of what floats do, but better (in a given amount of space). I think supporting them in hardware would be awesome, but of course there’s a chicken and egg problem there with supporting them in programming languages.

Quetzalcutlass ,

Posits aside, that page had one of the best, clearest explanations of how floating point works that I’ve ever read. The authors of my college textbooks could have learned a thing or two about clarity from this writer.

Kodiack , (edited )

I had the great honour of seeing John Gustafson give a presentation about unums shortly after he first proposed posits (type III unums). The benefits over floating point arithmetic seemed incredible, and they seemed largely much more simple.

I also got to chat with him about “Gustafson’s Law”, which kinda flips Amdahl’s Law on its head. Parallel computing has long been a bit of an interest for me I was also in my last year of computer science studies then and we were covering similar subjects at the time. I found that timing to be especially amusing.

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