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jwt , in Brainstorming

Yes, those levitating shits are really eye opening.

abbadon420 , in Update Faker - Fake a system update

Timeless fun.

BluesF , in HTML with Excel

Ah, good ol’ TEXTJOIN. I’ve used excel to write M before when I couldn’t figure out a way to do something concisely but I also couldn’t be bothered to write it out by hand. In hindsight, I was a shit programmer, but I’m at least good enough now that I can see how shit I was then!

TragicNotCute , in Update Faker - Fake a system update
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

Even funnier to give someone a Windows 98 version and watch the brain hurt a bit.

sbv , in Brainstorming

I am brainstorming right now.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, there’s a storm alright

ScruffyDucky ,

Which ends with a small water tornado :)

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Drainstorming!

MonkderVierte ,

No, that’s doomscroling. Similliar effects but an entirely different thing.

henfredemars , in Brainstorming

I don’t really think effectively in meetings. In fact, having multiple meetings is the best way to ensure I don’t spend time looking at the problem.

agamemnonymous ,
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I think brainstorming is specifically a group activity. When you do it alone, it’s just called “thinking”. The point of brainstorming is to bring in ideas you thought of individually to co-mingle with the ideas other people thought of individually.

xantoxis , in Brainstorming

This is exactly why I have a whiteboard in my bathroom for brilliant ideas, and toilet paper in conference rooms for when I wanna take a shit

bleistift2 , in everywhere I go

Any project that uses d3.

threeganzi ,

Why is that?

bleistift2 ,

I don’t know why. Maybe the typings for it are just fucking bad. Or maybe d3 is very hard to use “correctly”, but still works most of the time even if invoked incorrectly (I doubt that). Or maybe d3 is so complex that the typings need to be complex, too, even if you don’t use the complexity (the type retured from selectAll has four type parameters, half of which are undefined by default, the other half, null).

EleventhHour , in CrowdStrike is a verb now
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Time to consider a name change, guys

over_clox ,

Task failed successfully 👍

vvv , in CrowdStrike is a verb now

This is up there with left-pad now!

cobn , in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Crowdstrike sounds like the name a of a security vulnerability and now it is.

Already see the articles… “50% of computers infected with crowdstrike”

polite_cat , in Brainstorming
@polite_cat@lemmy.world avatar

Looks more like a shitstorm to me

Skymt , in Give your JS codebase what it deserves!

You may not like it, but this is what peak engineering looks like.

Apytele , in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Like Enron, LOL.

kubica , in Brainstorming

Drainstorming

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

That's what happens around any toilet in a 2km radius when Taco Bell has a major sale.

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