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SirSamuel ,

On one hand, it’s stupid as hell to store a firearm anywhere but in a safe/cabinet designed for them. An oven is another level of stupid

On the other, I used to store our cast iron Dutch oven in the oven and I can’t tell you how many times I started preheating the oven and then remembered to take it out. Usually after its oil seasoning started to heat up

ilost7489 ,

I mean to be fair who likes to eat cold lead

callouscomic ,

Uhhhh, also don’t store loaded guns? Like, at all. Anywhere.

FlashMobOfOne , (edited )
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At least here in Missouri, no licensing or training is required to own one of these deadly weapons.

And it shows.

Treczoks ,

A person who needs to be reminded of this should not own a gun in the first place.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

Honestly fuck anyone who stores things in ovens.

Guns is certainly a new one, but don’t put plastics in there. Especially if there’s ever a chance that someone else might touch your oven.

Wrench ,

An airbnb I stayed at stored a gray plastic food tray in the oven. My friend understandably thought it was a cooking sheet. Very sad cookies that night.

sundray ,

Just baking up some hot cross guns.

realcaseyrollins OP ,

This should not have made me laugh out loud, but it did!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

the article also tells me not to store anything else in there, but that’s where I keep my pizza stones (I usually cook pizza on the grill) and fuck you I’ma keep them in the oven.

realcaseyrollins OP ,

Well hey don’t blame me when your pizza stones overheat and murder your whole family while they’re standing in the kitchen!

kescusay ,
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I worry about the people who need to be told things like this. How did they survive childhood without signs warning them not to breathe water or drink the contents of thermometers?

ABCDE ,

A primary school child took a gun to school, so apparently there needs to be a manual (and, well, training?) as a mandatory thing.

realcaseyrollins OP ,

Being sheltered through life?

BigMacHole ,

This headline is AGAINST THE SECOND AMENDMENT! Not Be Infringed MEANS NOT BE INFRINGED! I can Store my Gun WHEREVER I want!

ArbitraryValue ,

But who can stop an oven with a gun?

realcaseyrollins OP ,

Only a good oven with a gun!

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Better ban cookbooks while we are at it

ShinkanTrain , (edited )

Mythbusters S05E16. Bullets fire off but do not not have energy to pierce the metal. A gun will fire a lethal bullet

nul9o9 ,

I wonder if there was a round in the chamber, and it was able to cycle.

Volkditty ,

Want to make a “firing range” pun, but nothing’s coming to me…leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

kescusay ,
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Something about packing heat, too.

JoMiran ,
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Good move. The last thing you want to do is post a half-baked pun.

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

What about a fully baked gun?

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds more like a cook off.

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Cooking duel at high noon

empireOfLove2 ,
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I think the subject of the news article already baked it plenty

lemming741 ,

Your oven is a machine gun now, to go with your shoelace.

over_clox , (edited )

Who knew? Them damn guns need a warning that says “Do not store in or near excessive heat, fire or flame”…

🤦‍♂️

realcaseyrollins OP ,

No one ever thought of making such a warning because nobody thought anyone would be this stupid!

over_clox , (edited )

I’ve literally seen pocket lighters that had a warning that said “Do not use near fire or flame”, coming from a device literally designed to generate fire! 😂

People have already proven themselves excessively stupid, I don’t see why guns aren’t required to have a lengthy safety warning literally etched into the metal by now. 🤷‍♂️

dual_sport_dork ,
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As Dave Barry famously observed, the box a Water Pik comes in bears the warning, “Do not use while sleeping.”

Guns already have lengthy safety warnings etched into them. Unfortunately, there definitely isn’t enough space to describe every moronic thing people could do with them.

over_clox ,

I’ve never seen any warnings etched into guns before, but I haven’t seen any newer guns made since like the mid 90s.

All I’ve ever seen etched into guns was the brand name, ammo size, serial number, and where the safety button/switch is.

seathru ,
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It started in the 70’s, By the 80’s Ruger was putting it on all of theirs. After Dix V Baretta in the 90’s it became fairly standard.

over_clox ,

Fair enough. I was never a gun enthusiast, but my late father had like 5 different older guns I got to try out back in the day. 🤷‍♂️

Zak ,
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A quick image search finds this warning label on ammunition saying to store it in a cool, dry place.

over_clox ,

Well, yeah, but the gun is safe right? Right…

saigot ,

pffftt guns can never be the problem, we need to add the safety label to the ovens!

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