Rolando , 5 hours ago

[12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.

[13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:

[14] “Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you.”

The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.