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bradorsomething ,

Wait, I only donated ten cents a day to an african child, what the hell, suzanne summers?

HubertManne ,

I recall that even being rich his "friends" complain he wants to sleep on their couch and eat their food.

200ok ,

I figured this was how he “survived on $1/day”.

HubertManne ,

xactly. once a parasite always a parasite.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard that he said the film “Parasite” is his favorite movie. Which I couldn’t wrap my head around when I heard that years ago, but as we’ve seen there’s no level of cognitive dissonance too low for Elon.

Lucidlethargy ,

Just like the tiny home show people… There’s always a friend or family member with a plot of land for them.

Illuminostro ,

There’s a reason rich people usually stay rich: they hate to spend their own money. On anything.

ShaggySnacks ,

Grade A delusional thinking.

wildncrazyguy138 ,

Yea but this is grade A in the same way that school lunch ketchup is grade A.

unmagical ,

As long as you aren’t sleeping in your bed when the police get the wrong address, or sleeping in an encampment when the police decide to steal all your belongings for living while poor, or kicked out of the library for not having access to a bathroom, or finding yourself in a grocer, mall, concert hall, theatre, school, etc on a day a shooter decides to show up.

Also you can’t survive on $1 per day without someone caring for you. That will not keep you off the streets and fed, and it will most definitely not cover fees for access to self improvement resources or recovery.

Spitzspot ,
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He’s rapidly headed back to that income level.

ShareMySims , (edited )

I get that it’s nice to imagine, but no, he really fucking isn’t, and not just because he never was on that income level, but because he is so obscenely rich, that even if all his current ventures fail spectacularly, he has enough to fall back on a few million times over.

givesomefucks ,

You assume he’d act rationally and invest in even more ridiculous wasted of money…

He’s not smart enough to keep a backup, because even if it’s just a million, he’ll think he can turn it into a billion.

As rich as he is, he’ll live another 40 years. More than enough time to burn all his money. Don’t forget everything is leveraged against each other, his money is built on stock prices, and he’s picking a fight with Brazil while using a shit ton of drugs

If Space X loses it’s governments contracts, literally everything would go up in smoke and he’d desperately try to make what he lost back.

A deat spiral isn’t implausible

SomeoneSomewhere ,

SpaceX has enough of a lead over everyone else that I don’t think them simply being denied government contracts is feasible, in a too-big-to-fail way.

You’d see some kind of forced nationalisation or being strongarmed into selling to another defense contractor on national security grounds.

Elmo might choose some kind of “if I can’t have it, no one can” sabotage though.

givesomefucks ,

And the damage he did would drastically reduce the price and likely cost a lot in lawyers.

That’s what I mean, he’ll always do the worst thing possible.

Hell piss away millions after billions and won’t stop till he has negative wealth.

Spitzspot ,
@Spitzspot@lemmings.world avatar

He’s massively leveraged.

ShareMySims ,

Lol, ok.

Like I said, I get that it’s nice to imagine, but the only person you’re convincing (more like fooling) is yourself, if you seriously believe he will ever end up anywhere even remotely near poor.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Look man…we’re doing what we can out here to survive. Not only financially, but mentally too.

So if we want to jack off at the idea of him becoming homeless, and locked away in an insane asylum with kanye west and joe rogan, then that’s what we’re going to do to get us through the day.

And this $1 lotto ticket is going to make me rich. Gonna win a billion dollars.

And then we’re all going to eat lobster, and kiss babies, and live on the moon!

It’s all going to happen, ok? OK??!!

Illuminostro ,

It’s impossible for him to go broke without having all his assets seized. He can sell his millions of shares of stock and still be a billionaire.

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Bitch, you came from an emerald mine, walkin’ the streets with gems in your pockets. Shut the fuck up.

Hobbes_Dent ,

🎶 People say he’s crazy

He’s got emeralds on the soles of his shoes 🎶

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

ta na na na

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