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Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony

SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit

Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:

Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.

So, take it all with a grain of salt.

*Emphasis mine

WhatsHerBucket ,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.

visikde ,

Elmo put it back in your pants…

over_clox ,

What a jerkoff

Minarble ,

Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.

randomdeadguy , (edited )

This is just colonial monarchy with extra steps Edit: castrate the rich

Peppycito ,

I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.

n3m37h ,

Elon proving once again he is a fucking moron

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.

BakerBagel ,

Here’s your sperm

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d take Chevy Chase’s sperm if it was given to me by Walton Goggins.

Gullible ,

Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?

inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

“No boss, we don’t need your sperm. Please stop asking.”

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.

LEDZeppelin ,

EwwwLon

Caligvla ,
@Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.

randomdeadguy ,

Imagine going to Mars but it’s just filled with Elon descendants.

thefartographer ,

If they’re all like Vivian, that doesn’t sound so bad

cabron_offsets ,

Nuke it

formergijoe ,

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

sp3tr4l ,

He really does think he is Horatio from Endless Space.

sunzu ,

Teslatubby wants to propagate

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