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Elon Musk Reportedly Offered SpaceX Employees Sperm to Seed Mars Colony

SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit

Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:

Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.

So, take it all with a grain of salt.

*Emphasis mine

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.

programmer_belch ,

I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0039424f-8d75-467f-84d8-db933d59e489.gif

IphtashuFitz ,

If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.

uberdroog ,
@uberdroog@lemmy.world avatar

“Just cup your hands” - probably.

sunzu ,

Teslatubby wants to propagate

sp3tr4l ,

He really does think he is Horatio from Endless Space.

formergijoe ,

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

randomdeadguy ,

Imagine going to Mars but it’s just filled with Elon descendants.

thefartographer ,

If they’re all like Vivian, that doesn’t sound so bad

cabron_offsets ,

Nuke it

Caligvla ,
@Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.

LEDZeppelin ,

EwwwLon

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.

inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

“No boss, we don’t need your sperm. Please stop asking.”

Gullible ,

Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.

BakerBagel ,

Here’s your sperm

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d take Chevy Chase’s sperm if it was given to me by Walton Goggins.

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