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Toastypickle ,

Oh my god… I know we’re not supposed to say it anymore but jesus christ these people are retarded.

Mediocre_Bard ,

I work in special education and give you the pass.

HawlSera , (edited )

Honestly I’d be perfectly fine if we just stopped treating it like the Forbidden R-Word

I’m Autistic for the record

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

I wouldn’t pejoratively call a mute person dumb, a mobility device user lame, or an intellectually disabled person retarded

but I will absolutely call cringe political fanatics lame, dumb retards

also here’s some free fag-passes from your friendly internet dyke, cuz “fag” is a great fuckin multipurpose word

die444die ,

This is like saying “When I say ‘that’s gay’, I don’t mean gay as in homosexual, I mean gay as in stupid”.

HawlSera ,

I mean thank you, I remember I got banned from a group like 10 years ago because I said the forbidden F-word, they all knew I was pan and trans, but apparently my N-Word Pass expired?

Can’t say the t-word either, I remember before it was a pejorative it was more like a cute nickname.

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

We’re supposed to call them republicans now.

Jimmyeatsausage ,

Posers. REAL Trump fans would have a friend shoot their ear with an AR from range first.

/s, obviously. We all know they don’t have friends.

werefreeatlast ,

Omg! Trumpfus is Splinter! Shredder came to him later …https://y.yarn.co/d9a957e8-eaac-4a29-9a5c-d9344416b5f0.mp4

But it didn’t work! Splinter rose to the occasion. In our instance he wants to ruin pretty much everyone’s lives sure, but he’s in splinters shoes now lol.

archomrade ,

Lol I bet Trump absolutely hates this

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, I’m sure he sees it as a sign that they like him, which he ravenously craves.

archomrade ,

A sign that also happens the be a reminder that everyone else hates him so much they want him dead

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Kind of like making a cross the symbol of Christianity?

archomrade ,

Depends, is his bleeding ear a symbol of eternal life and forgiveness of sins, too?

I find the comparison to religion kind of laughable. As full of himself Trump is I do not think he shares Christ’s confidence of heavenly ascendance. He sure as fuck doesn’t want to die, but especially not as a sacrifice for the sins of his followers.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The comparison to religion is very apt, considering how Trump’s followers worship him.

archomrade ,

Trump does not have any interest in sacrificing himself for his followers.

I’m not convinced he enjoys being reminded of his brush with death.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Actually, he seems to relish in it.

https://www.pennlive.com/resizer/v2/2SRDAYDZ4VAJFIZEDYCGWUXEKI.png?auth=1fbf8094a071d3e9a63e11cf94f621938d328e06e603bb927be513c5a618cbc9&width=500&quality=90

(These are actual shoes he’s selling.)

Like most narcissists, he’ll gladly take any opportunity to get attention by being a victim.

But, no, he has no interest in sacrificing himself for his followers. That point is irrelevant - I’m pointing out the aspect of worshipping a person, not the goodness or badness of that person.

qprimed , (edited )

100 years from now in a Tchurch™…

“and now, my brothers and sisters in Trump, we sing in praise of His Holy Orangeness and place the sacrament of The Bandage upon our ear.”

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Followed by the ceremonial grabbing of the pussy.”

Blackmist OP ,

I think the only thing Trump hates is not being the centre of attention.

That and being told “no” to anything.

solsangraal ,

LOL what the fuck. i’ve never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans

blarth ,

They really are strange.

lobut ,

Apparently, the other people are sheep. These are the free-thinking freedom loving people! /s

Dear God man … this is crazy cringe.

rayyy ,

Projection is how Republicans roll. Remember when MAGA accused Joe Biden of wearing diapers and they found out their dear orange felon/rapist cult leader wore them instead, and started wearing them?

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s not as weird as the diapers.

RaoulDook ,

I think it’s pretty close. Both are super fucking weird and pathetic.

markon ,

Don’t knock diapers till you try em tho

gnutrino ,

Makes me think of the court at Versailles all pretending to have anal fistulas after Louis XIV had surgery for one.

TokenBoomer ,

I’m gonna take your word, I ain’t clicking on anal fistulas.

Myxomatosis ,

And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”

TokenBoomer ,

Hierarchies gonna hypocritize.

solsangraal ,

which is hilarious, because if you’re whining about someone “taking away your masculinity,” (OR if you’re having panic attacks about someone else’s masculinity) then you were never masculine in the first place.

Myxomatosis ,

Fragile masculinity.

Lost_My_Mind ,

But remember, they hate being called sheep.

Just a reminder, jd vance, trumps newest vp pick, has on many occasions been quoted in the past of saying “I didn’t vote for trump”, “I never liked trump”, and “I’m a never-trump guy”.

NOW he sings trumps praises, and kisses trumps ass.

solsangraal ,

vance is just another vapid muppet who’ll get thrown under the bus the instant shit goes sideways and trump needs someone to blame for…whatever. just like all the other used-to-be-never-trumpers who are now fighting over who gets to be first to be facialed by trump

barsquid ,

His name has an extra syllable, he might be counting on Trumpanzees being unable to make a nice little chant like they did for Pence.

Snapz ,

“Ohh oooh, Pick me, daddy! Daddy me, daddy over here, daddy!”

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion’s story, only realize, to my horror, that it’s not The Onion…

Username02 ,

What level of dick sucking is this?

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/432b886d-bc73-4e68-bc75-2a26c8681a25.gif

tiefling ,

About 3" and Toad shaped

sucricdrawkcab ,
@sucricdrawkcab@lemmy.world avatar

I was thinking more dick riding, but sucking works also.

FireTower ,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

I’m the odd man out here. But I don’t see the issue here. If the shoe was on the other foot and Biden got hit in the ear, and the Democrats did this to show support to Biden people here wouldn’t deride them as they do the Republicans here.

There’s many things these politicians deserve criticism for, solidarity for someone having been hurt isn’t among them.

If Harris got cancer we wouldn’t mock senators wearing little pink ribbons.

HobbitFoot ,

Wearing a ribbon is a lot different than wearing a pillow looking bandage. It feels a lot like a grift to sell product, especially if the My Pillow Guy was selling them.

Glytch ,

If the situation were reversed and Biden was the one who got grazed I’d still mock the ear bandages, because they’re stupid. You could just as easily wear an orange ribbon for mass shooting/ gun violence awareness.

A bullet nicked his ear BFD. How about solidarity for Corey Comperatore, the guy who actually died at the event?

If Harris got cancer Republicans would mock her for it. Don’t pretend otherwise.

MedicPigBabySaver ,

FFS. They really are willing to eat his shit straight from his asshole.

AVincentInSpace ,

You think if the shooter hadn’t missed they’d be removing their heads in solidarity?

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I do honestly think a lot of people on that side would commit suicide if Trump was killed, yes.

HawlSera ,

Correct

Seasm0ke ,

I think after the bandage comes off you’re going to see accidental su*cides from people trying to copycat themselves

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!!
https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

vxx ,

I would love to see someone wearing the whole uniform one day.

Glytch ,

Tomorrow you’ll be able to buy gold ear bandages for $500 a pop.

Freefall ,

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

intensely_human ,

lol you don’t think adults do things to show solidarity?

ZILtoid1991 ,

Not a cult…

intensely_human ,

Cults are when you show solidarity

OhmsLawn ,

Imagine how mortifying it would be to have a legitimate ear injury this week.

vxx ,

As long as you don’t tell your doctor to make the patch as big as possible like trump did, you should be fine in most cases. This looks more like the size of bandage you would get after ripping your whole ear off.

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