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friend_of_satan ,

But these sheep can’t wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

NJSpradlin ,

They’re inconvenienced by having to smell their own lies.

givesomefucks ,

To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.

Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn’t have a bandage or anything.

I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he’s likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.

Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he’d be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won’t just heal back.

Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Trump is on blood thinners? Why?

givesomefucks ,

…

He’s in his late 70s, doesn’t exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight…

Like, it’s one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.

Valmond ,

I wonder what his theoretical are is lol.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

His blood is thick with hamburger juice.

Gerudo ,

A lot of people that age, with his OBVIOUS unhealthy BMI are on blood thinner as prevention more than anything else.

TheOctonaut ,

He’s a WWE Hall of Famer. I would not be surprised if he was blading.

EisFrei ,

Well…

There isn’t a fourth monkey covering its nose.

Susaga ,

There is, however, a fourth monkey covering his crotch. “Do no evil”

Myxomatosis ,

The masks prevent them from quaffing their own farts all day long.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b3d34a00-2e42-4486-b522-b7163f95dbd3.jpeg

How the Turn Tables

fox2263 ,

We need to see his ear

TheEEEdiot ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/28664d04-4383-4b9c-9356-e510d7089a00.jpeg

tacosanonymous ,

The people that hate virtue signaling love signaling the dumbest virtues.

JPSound ,

🥾😛 “look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife’s next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗”

shout from the back “Mine first!!!”

SoleInvictus ,

“You don’t even need to fuck mine, just tell me she’s a hog!”
-Rafael “Ted” Cruz

crank0271 ,

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands…

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

bcgm3 ,

So say we all.

markon ,

Bunch of pussies. I’ll give Trump credit. He actually experienced it, they didn’t.

Myxomatosis ,

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

FireTower ,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

I’m the odd man out here. But I don’t see the issue here. If the shoe was on the other foot and Biden got hit in the ear, and the Democrats did this to show support to Biden people here wouldn’t deride them as they do the Republicans here.

There’s many things these politicians deserve criticism for, solidarity for someone having been hurt isn’t among them.

If Harris got cancer we wouldn’t mock senators wearing little pink ribbons.

HobbitFoot ,

Wearing a ribbon is a lot different than wearing a pillow looking bandage. It feels a lot like a grift to sell product, especially if the My Pillow Guy was selling them.

Damage ,

Monkey see monkey do

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

https://i.imgflip.com/2u0ptx.jpg

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

“I’M NOT THE MESSIAH!”

thisbenzingring ,

He’s just a naughty boy!

Zahille7 ,

“HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

gnutrino ,

“I say you are Lord and I should know, I’ve followed a few”

Flax_vert ,

This is just weird

dmtalon ,

all I see is ear masks

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