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420blazeit69 , in Second Boeing whistleblower dies suddenly

second-plane

“A second _________ has hit the _________”

savedbythezsh , in Supreme Court: Drivers hauling baked goods are in transportation, not baking

Why is this oniony? “Professional drivers are in the transportation industry” sounds absurd?

motor_spirit , in Student protesters face same suspensions as those who bring assault rifles to campus

gotta bring the strap next time so the pigs know you’re kin! Good network op

S’all the same in the end anyway 🤙🌊

Linkerbaan , in Student protesters face same suspensions as those who bring assault rifles to campus
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And they wonder why everyone is masked up.

jonne ,

I guess the next step is to bring a rifle and masks.

Ioughttamow , in Student protesters face same suspensions as those who bring assault rifles to campus

Speech is more dangerous than a gun to an authoritarian

Lemmeenym , in Student protesters face same suspensions as those who bring assault rifles to campus

Bringing an assault rifle to campus is only a suspension?

dRLY ,
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The legal charges that would also be brought by the cops/legal system would be the real punishment likely (depending on the state and whatnot). The school doesn’t really need to do anything, and I am guessing it is more a fallback or show of denouncing someone. Though I agree that it is odd that they don’t outright expel given the nature of the other examples given. Maybe it has to do with being a public school or something? Or maybe suspension until after the legal results? Idk.

I think they are slightly playing up the “assault rifles” bit though, as I imagine that the same suspension would be applied to any long rifle or shotgun (maybe even pistols tbh). I agree with the overall point of drawing attention to how incorrect the punishments are being applied to the pro-Palestine protestors. As shit is very very different from someone or a group of people showing up armed to a school campus. As I imagine the people more likely to jump to doing that would most certainly be the pro-Israel no matter what crowd. Though it might be getting to the point of pro-Palestine/anti-genocide folks having protection. At minimum access off campus. As the right most certainly does, and would likely be following people home.

stoy , in The 2025 Real ID deadline for new licenses is really real this time, DHS says

I just read the article, and as an EU citizen, I very confused when looking at the sample ID…

Why, oh why, would you ever need to put your adress on the card?

That is stored in the national database of citizens, surely?

What happens when you move?

And whoever thought that weight needs to be printed on the card is just delusional that it serves ANY kind of actual scurity purpose.

It changes constantly, there is zero use for it!

jordanlund ,
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It gets worse… Here in Oregon, if you moved, they would just print and ship you a sticker with the corrected address.

Now, they don’t even do that. They update the address in the computer system, but the drivers license will continue to have the old address.

stoy ,

So there is zero actual need for the address?

jordanlund ,
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It’s used as address verification for employers, but you just tell them “Oh, that’s old, my new address is…”

stoy ,

So yeah, zero point to it.

delirious_owl ,
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I tried to renew a driver’s license that I lost once, and they asked me to verify my weight. That was 10 years prior when I was a teenager.

I guessed wrong and they wouldn’t let me renew.

shalafi ,

Might stem from sorts of verification like writing checks.

jordanlund , in The 2025 Real ID deadline for new licenses is really real this time, DHS says
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Or just bypass the stupidity and get a passport/passport card instead.

delirious_owl ,
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Is that an actual option?

travysh ,

Yes, and somehow those who are against RealID are okay with using a passport.

pineapplelover ,

Passports are functionally different too because with realid I believe you can only travel inside the country, with passport you can fly outside.

Hildegarde ,

The passport card is a passport for domestic air travel. You can use it to drive to canada but nothing else.

ramble81 , in The 2025 Real ID deadline for new licenses is really real this time, DHS says

What will SovCits do now?!

autotldr Bot , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

This is the best summary I could come up with:


But that hasn’t stopped a group of raw milk enthusiasts from seeking out untreated dairy in their search for purported immune system benefits.

In other words, intentionally seeking out being infected by the virus by drinking raw milk — something the CDC expressly advises against — is a bad idea.

“Deliberating consuming raw milk in the hope of becoming immune to avian influenza is playing Russian roulette with your health,” UC Davis researcher Michael Payne told the LA Times.

“Deliberately trying to infect yourself with a known pathogen flies in the face of all medical knowledge and common sense.”

One study also examined dead barn cats at dairies in Texas and Kansas that were infected by the virus, suggesting that raw milk may be dangerous to other mammals.

“While there have been no known cases of human transmission of H5N1 from raw milk, it’s certainly conceivable that it could happen, and this is a highly fatal virus not just for cats but for humans too,” said American Academy of Pediatrics Committee on Infectious Diseases chair Sean O’Leary said in a recent statement.


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fckreddit , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

These idiots are going to learn why Pasteurization was invented.

Daqu ,

The reptilian world government decided humans got too healthy?

fckreddit ,

Now, this is a theory I can get behind.

pop ,

learn

That’s the secret! They aren’t going to

9point6 , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

Is this what natural selection looks like in the modern age?

golden_zealot ,
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Only if they all die.

southsamurai ,
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Only if they die before reproducing, and even then only if their stupidity is genetic

Tangentism , (edited ) in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1

These are the kind of people that will refuse a vaccine because it has some of the inert pathogen in it but want to drink milk with the live pathogen in it to gain immunity.

You don’t even need to remove all the safety labels to wipe these fuckers out but they will take quite a few others with them

AllNewTypeFace , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1
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My heart goes out to any housepets these chucklefucks might have

JoMiran , in Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1
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I grew up drinking lightly pasteurized milk (still beige) and for a few years I drank raw milk because as an adult because it was the only way to get the full flavor I grew up with. So, I understand being raw milk enthusiasts because of flavor, but I sure as shit don’t think the flavor is worth getting H5N1.

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