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paddirn , in UttarPradesh man bites his neighbors genitals in fight over goats.

“Bite me!” “Ok.”

autotldr Bot , in Coast Guard Arrests a Man Trying to Run a Giant Hamster Wheel Across the Atlantic

This is the best summary I could come up with:


The key problem is his vessel: a giant floating hamster wheel made of buoys and wire, self-propelled by Baluchi running inside.

Baluchi, who lives in Florida after being granted asylum from Iran, was taken in by the Coast Guard last week aboard his vessel, following several days of back and forth with the authorities.

The following day, a second Coast Guard cutter, named Campbell, arrived and sent a small boat to Baluchi to deliver food, water and word that the hurricane was expected.

He was also the focus of a short documentary from VICE about Baluchi’s 2014 and 2016 attempts to travel from Boca Raton, Fla., to Bermuda — a distance of more than 1,000 miles — by running inside his homemade floating bubble.

“We referred to it as the hamster wheel of doom,” Coggeshall remembered, adding that temperatures could get up to 120 degrees inside the bubble, and that Baluchi was more likely to get pushed to England or swept into a swirling eddy in the middle of the Atlantic than make it from Florida to Bermuda.

“A day or two later, a cold front knocked the bubble on his side, so [Baluchi] set off what’s called a spot device,” and the Coast Guard went and rescued him.


The original article contains 1,130 words, the summary contains 209 words. Saved 82%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

makingStuffForFun , in Elon Musk Says Twitter Is Going To Get Rid Of The Block Feature, Enabling Greater Harassment
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m out of the loop and never tweeted (except for a bot I made once to highlight an Australian politician’s lies). What is a block feature?

Splatsune ,
@Splatsune@beehaw.org avatar

If you block spam SMSes or assholes and spambots on chat services, it’s basically that. No matter how much the other person tries, they can no longer get through to you on that service. In most cases, it’s as if they no longer exist.

bobs_monkey , in 🙃😵💀

Sure, and while we’re at it, let’s just skip all meals to save money! These fucking people, man. Anything to shy away from the fact that we the people are getting fleeced.

pinkdrunkenelephants OP ,

I hope like hell no one actually listens to it

HikingVet ,

You know the grindset people do.

Master ,
@Master@beehaw.org avatar

I already skip breakfast. Maybe ill start skipping lunch too to Sade money…

ThePyroPython , in 🙃😵💀

To save money, eat the rich.

But seriously, why are we letting these dragons hoard wealth for no real reason other than bigger number makes them feel more important.

Economies work best when money is moving fast between the lower and middle classes. Wealth tax the fuck out of the obscenely rich and give incentives to raise wages, suddenly people are able to spend more and whatdoyaknow the economy grows.

pinkdrunkenelephants OP ,

Because the proletariat won’t band together, organize and break free from the fascist nightmare we’ve consigned ourselves to.

gonzo0815 ,

But asylum seekers get three cents, a piece of toast and half a napkin every month for free! If we threw them out, all this could be ours!

chris , in 🙃😵💀
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And the next article is about how young people cancel breakfast.

ConstableJelly , in In blistering order, judge tells Florida to stop blocking effort to aid medically frail kids

“Beyond the shadow of a doubt, the state will violate the injunction through no fault of its own, and despite its best efforts, because the provision of 90% of [private-duty nursing] hours to 2,750 children in the midst of a nursing shortage is simply impossible.” the state argued.

“It’s not our fault we’re breaking the law, we simply can’t be expected to follow it!”

I wonder what Ron Desantis thinks of the alleged budget and resource shortfall that makes the adequate care for medically vulnerable children “simply impossible.” Probably not irrelevant that the FAHCA lost another court battle a couple months ago preventing them from prohibiting gender-affirming care to trans patients.

mojo , in OpenAI founder’s eye-scanning crypto project launches in London

So a captcha irl with virtually zero use case. Who is this for?

pntha , in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe

Stabbywithsocks1 , in Man gets sued after leaving his blind date and her 23 relatives at restaurant

No money, no honey.

grumbul , in One of Reddit's largest communities is protesting changes to the platform by posting only photos of John Oliver 'looking sexy'

Awesome to see this getting some media coverage. I hope the writers strike ends in time for Oliver to be able to do a segment on his show about all this.

lvl100magikarp , in One of Reddit's largest communities is protesting changes to the platform by posting only photos of John Oliver 'looking sexy'

One thing I wish these news sites would cover is that it’s not only the API changes that people are upset about.

This was just the straw that broke the camels back. It’s been a long time coming.

My personal gripes were:

  1. Corporate astroturfing (this is the #1 reason I left, the entire front-page just felt like r/hailcorporate but nobody is aware)
  2. Reddit official app served ads in the damn comment section
  3. Bots of many varieties. Karma farming bots. Politically motivated bots (especially on r/Canada)
  4. Mod abuse (r/antiwork for instance)
  5. Censorship (r/fencesitter for instance)
  6. The stupid NFTs being pushed

Also, the API situation will make it harder to moderate subs without the tools that were previously available

ImplyingImplications , in Elon Musk Says Twitter Is Going To Get Rid Of The Block Feature, Enabling Greater Harassment

Honestly kind of surprised he didn’t make bypassing blocks a paid feature.

angrylittlekitty , in Elon Musk Says Twitter Is Going To Get Rid Of The Block Feature, Enabling Greater Harassment

good grief. further proof that social media platforms controlled by one corporate entity are dangerous.

gabuwu , in Elon Musk Says Twitter Is Going To Get Rid Of The Block Feature, Enabling Greater Harassment
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At this point there’s no way Elon isn’t doing this self-destruction purposely. There’s just no other logic I can think of beyond that.

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