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YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

No.

If farting is the act of pushing gas out your ass, a fart is the act of the escaping wind. So gas has to leave to be a fart.

Kinda like how Magma becomes lava once it leaves the crust of the earth.

Loce ,

No, its magma

subspaceinterferents ,
@subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world avatar

If a bear shits in the woods, is the Pope Catholic? (Equally perplexing question…)

dipshit ,

This ain’t rocket surgery!

Fridgeratr ,

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

diegantobass ,
@diegantobass@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want to stray from OP’s question, but as it’s already been answered: have you guys read the following paper on pre-fart gas re-entering the blood stream through the colon’s wall?

menshealth.com/…/holding-in-farts-what-happens-bo…

This is a very important topic

YouMayBeOntoSomethin ,

Here’s a link directly to the video transcript from what if: whatifshow.com/what-if-you-held-in-all-your-farts…

Yerbouti , (edited )

Everytime someone kills a fart before it comes out, an angel dies.

AA5B ,

Depends on whether you’re in a state where you can abort it. Some farts are farts from the moment of conception while others only when they are independent and actualized

beneeney ,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

As a pro-farter, I think if you hold in your farts, you’re basically committing murder and should get life in prison

correcthorsedickbatterystaple ,

"a fart is a turd honking for the right of way"

Rhynoplaz ,

I heard it as “a trapped turd’s cry for help.”

ohlaph ,

A fart is only a fart when it exits your body. Before that, it’s gas. Exiting transforms it to a fart.

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

And how is a fart different than gas?

pinchcramp , (edited )
@pinchcramp@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

A fart is an ephemeral, gaseous configuration of molecules as they pass through a specific orifice in a specific direction. In short, a fart is not the gas itself.

TheGreenGolem ,

It’s the idea

Glytch ,

And you can’t kill an idea

MrShankles ,

Thus the term, “passing gas”

Eh_I ,
@Eh_I@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, could be a turd.

NeoNachtwaechter ,

There is a time, a very early time, when it has not found it’s way yet. Then it can become either a fart or a belch.

Painintheass ,

Or the dreaded, felch

Jimmycrackcrack ,

By definition, it is not.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is a fart the gas itself, or the passing of the gas? The definition says it is the passing of the gas. Therefore, a fart isn’t a fart until it’s been farted. Before that, it’s just gas in the ass.

rmuk ,

It’s the lava/magma debate all over again.

rbesfe ,

Not really a debate there, geologists pretty universally agree that magma becomes lava once exposed to air

at_an_angle ,

So if I take lava, put it in a heated vacuum chamber… would it become magma again?

ALostInquirer ,

Is it a passing of the gas if no one’s around to smell it?

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

No quantum physic questions please

xtremeownage ,

It could end up being a shart.

MudSkipperKisser ,

The art of fart

RumpleForeskin ,

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    Gallardo994 ,

    It’s a quantum superposition of being both a fart and a number 2. You never know until you observe the results.

    ArtVandelay ,
    @ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

    Schrödingers Fart

    MudSkipperKisser ,

    …or poo

    DosDude ,
    @DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

    Schrödinger’s shart

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