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fubarx ,

Runs the margarita blender in the cockpit.

Etterra ,

You see, when two airplanes love each other very much…

yuri ,

birdstrikes

Davel23 ,

It's one of these but for planes.

Ioughttamow ,

That’s the can opener for the inflight bean service

_stranger_ ,

This fan is for when the outside of the plane is hot.

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s the auxiliary retractable engine, for STOL operations. It gives the aircraft turboprop like performance in takeoff and landing, with no detrimental effect on cruise performance.

OhmsLawn ,

Backup for a stuck rudder.

There’s one on each side of the plane, of course, but it’s for redundancy only, as the Auxiliary Steering System can be used in forward or reverse, allowing one unit to rotate the plane to both port and starboard.

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

Japanese rooftop lawnmower

mozz ,
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Did you not know that planes have pee pees

verity_kindle ,

That hole is too big to be a pee pee hole! It must be an anus.

mozz ,
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I tried to find a Scary Go Round archive with the whole subplot of the communist robots having a party at the bus station and fucking the buses, but it is too old to be available, I think 😢

lady_maria ,
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The incoming bird sensor first senses any incoming birds; then, its cushioned robotic hand (think an oversized Mickey Mouse hand) gently smacks them out of the way of the plane’s path.

tal ,
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When an aircraft loses engine power, this automatically pops out. As in this scenario, not all instruments are powered and one has only one shot at landing, this is to assist in the expected imminent landing; it operates something like a curb feeler on a car. When you hear the propeller impacting the runway, you know that you’re probably too low.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Ludicrous speed!!

Sequentialsilence ,

It’s the reverse fan to slow the plane down.

SomeAmateur ,

It’s the Stuka siren to bring terror into the heart of the enemy when dive bombing

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