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intensely_human ,

Extra propulsion for tough days

I_Miss_Daniel ,

In the event of a water landing, this’ll taxi the plane to your destination.

Artyom ,

If the pilot flies low enough, this will serve as a ground troop slice-n-dice. Advantages over conventional hardware include:

  1. Unlimited ammo
  2. A mfuckin sword
  3. See #2
  4. Long range (compared to a normal sword)
  5. Phallic

In recent news, Ukrainians are exploring ways to strap C4 to it.

Asweet ,

That’s the built in leaf blower to make sure that the runway is clear for autumn landings. Most airports have their own de-leafing crews, but not all of them.

They were mandated to be installed after a string of landing crashes in the 90s got people making “fall” jokes too often, which upset the FAA.

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gotta have your decorative pinwheel

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Ludicrous speed!!

gjoel ,

You’re the closest to the truth. It’s actually a booster propeller for when the plane needs to go super sonic.

uservoid1 ,

It act like the small training wheels in bikes. New pilots struggling with those big noisy engines put this small training propeller and feel confident.

robdor ,

When the enemy has superior avian numbers, you drop this and fly into them.

fubarx ,

Runs the margarita blender in the cockpit.

Etterra ,

You see, when two airplanes love each other very much…

yuri ,

birdstrikes

Davel23 ,

It's one of these but for planes.

Ioughttamow ,

That’s the can opener for the inflight bean service

_stranger_ ,

This fan is for when the outside of the plane is hot.

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s the auxiliary retractable engine, for STOL operations. It gives the aircraft turboprop like performance in takeoff and landing, with no detrimental effect on cruise performance.

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