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nuke OP ,
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

RUSSIA JUST DEPLOYED THEIR STRONGEST, MOST CAPABALE WARRIOR TO KURSK … Steven Seagal

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8bd05ab2-7ba5-414d-a248-b9201d0b65b1.png

nuke OP ,
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Even better picture of Seagal displaying his expert weapon handling skills

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c23d48d2-8443-483b-a4aa-2be8054bdc2d.jpeg

mozz ,
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Needs to be the GIF of him going down a hallway switching from holding his rifle right-handed to left-handed when he changes his pointing direction

Aganim ,

Ah well, we don’t need a moving GIF to see this is the absolute pinnacle of manliness that Mother Russia has to offer.

sinkingship ,

If you enjoy disliking Seagull, you might enjoy “Space Ice”'s movie reviews on YouTube .

Archer ,

Have you seen that man run fatly around corners? Majestic

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

THE LEAKS CONTINUE

WE NOW HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF U.S. SPECIAL FORCES INVOLVEMENT IN KURSK

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cf81c148-9402-4c4e-8348-2bf70afdfc64.jpeg

adarza ,

this WILL show up on russian tv where they claim americans are part of the ‘invasion force’.

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

AS IT SHOULD. THIS IS REAL NEWS. NOT FAKE NEWS. REAL. THIS NEWS IS CERTIFIED GLUTEN-FREE, CAGE-FREE, AND HAND-CRAFTED BY ARTISAN CRACKHEADS. WE’RE TALKING NON-GMO, LOCALLY SOURCED, ORGANIC CRACKHEADS.

Mammothmothman ,

I PITTY DA FOO WHO SIMPS FOR PUTIN

nuke OP ,
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THREE SUSPECTS CAUGHT ON CCTV EXITING THE KURSK NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE INFORMATION???

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/fe82c786-8126-4f05-a7b7-de042fb0cf13.webp

mindbleach ,

Putin has declared the man at center Publix enemy number one.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Wow looking at the small lad on the left they’re even using children.

empireOfLove2 , (edited )
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I didn’t even notice I was on NCD when I first opened this…

nuke OP ,
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UNCONFIRMED REPORTS THE NAVY SEAL HAS ALSO BEEN ACTIVATED

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9894b6e2-1250-489c-91b9-c670bc66e48f.jpeg

Pringles ,

Looking for some of that black earth farm land for the next season of Clarkson’s Farm.

xep ,

Clarrrkksssooooonnnnnnn!!!!

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Hear me out!

The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.

CookieOfFortune ,

Which tank does each pick?

Summzashi ,

Jeremy Clarkson rolls up in a BM 13 Katyusha with raised suspension. The license plate says ClarksonOrgel

Maggoty ,

Jeremy Clarkson, Challenger. Talks up the mk 3 but shows up with a mk 1 somehow. Maintains superiority of his tank because it has a tea kettle.

James May, Leopard. Gets the latest model, stands on it’s smooth ride.

Richard Hammond, Abrams. Somehow shows up with upgraded engine, but less armor. Anything to make it go even faster.

TheBat ,
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Clarkson you blithering moron!

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