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Sofa so bad for JD Vance as Trump’s VP pick faces swirling speculation

It all started with a tweet about a couch. Within hours of Donald Trump announcing the Ohio senator JD Vance as his running mate in the presidential race, a rather lurid accusation cropped up on social media.

The user of a since-deleted X account wrote last month, “can’t say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).”

The fake page citation from Vance’s bestselling memoir Hillbilly Elegy lent credibility to what turned out to be a baseless claim, as detailed in a now-removed fact check from the Associated Press. Soon, the internet was awash in memes mocking Vance’s relationship with various pieces of furniture. “I did not have sectional relations,” one X user joked, paraphrasing Bill Clinton’s infamous quote about his extramarital affair. Another user added: “Who hasn’t been excited by the thrill of the chaise?”

Even Kamala Harris’s newly launched presidential campaign appeared to get in on the fun, tweeting: “JD Vance does not couch his hatred for women.”

ShaggySnacks ,

Nothing would be funnier if the Internet destroyed Vance’s career over a shit post.

The piece of shit known as JD Vance deserves it.

modifier ,

Live by the meme, die by the meme.

Nomecks ,

If you can be destroyed by an internet meme then your career must’ve been sofa king bad

masterofn001 ,

I just watched John Oliver destroy it again.

Vance’s campaign did not deny, on 3 separate occasions, that JD Vance has fucked a couch.

FlyingSquid ,
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Trump has no problem dropping people when they aren’t doing him any favors. He sure did as president. I wouldn’t be shocked if he dropped Vance… but I also don’t think it will help him if he does it no matter who else he picks.

Quill7513 ,

Yeah. Now that we know we can hurt them this bad with the “I don’t have to take this from someone who sucks toes” strat

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Well, hopefully not suck toes. That’s not really that uncommon a kink from what I understand.

I’m sure we can find something though.

Quill7513 ,

Yeah we can figure something out. Its something my friend from Atlanta says he figured out to say to fascists because it totally trips them up since they’re not sex positive. They get weirdly defensive and drop whatever harmful thing they were trying to do to focus on “I’D NEVER SUCK TOES”

I’d prefer to in digital spaces make fun of these weirdos for something that’s not a legitimate and healthy kink. Like maybe who ever comes after Vance we’re just like “We don’t have to take this from someone who licks LSD soaked cats”

protist ,

If Trump kicks Vance off the ticket, I’d be interested to see who at this point would be willing to throw in with him. You have to think that list is even shorter now than it was a month ago

lettruthout ,

Yeah, dropping this VP after a such a short time, and trying to have his previous one killed, makes you wonder who would want the job.

NoSuchAgency ,

There’s plenty of people that want the job. Try to have his previous one killed? When did this happen? You have a source?

HikingVet ,

Jan. 6.

dhork ,
EmpathicVagrant ,

There were gallows and chanting of “hang Mike pence’ when he decided to follow his station’s duty and not allow theft of a rightful election. There’s multiple pieces of footage from 1/6/21 that shows this.

youtu.be/LOpWCtNqFQM?si=ZiXkfuK2VrwCKBYE

Protoknuckles ,

Ted Cruz? He seems enough like Grima Wormtongue to do it.

ShaggySnacks ,

Ted Cruz would do it, he’s spineless enough to do anything Trump wanted him to do.

athairmor ,

There’s plenty of crazy for him to pick from. Vance was probably the least crazy of the crazy.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He still has time to go with the puppy murderer.

Jarmer ,

I’m from central KY and my wife’s from Appalachia. I think the entire region would have a massive week long party titled “FUCK JD VANCE FOREVER” if this happened. He’s one of the most hated people around here. You even bring up his name and you can see people’s heart rates and fury and anger go up even before the ranting begins.

vegeta ,

He just did an interview with Oprah this weekend

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f0e201ff-5d6f-4642-816b-e9d187938cc8.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oprah’s expression is one that says, “oh god. No. Not this couch too!”

Socsa ,

I don’t think you can really blame the sofa for being bad at sex. It is an inanimate object.

catloaf ,

Doesn’t that mean the sofa also can’t give consent?

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

I have been waiting for sofa king jokes and i must be hanging around the wrong parts of the Internet. They’re definitely out there right?

DoctorWhookah ,

Eye yam sofa king hard right now. I mean, it’s called a “love seat” right?

MudMan ,

Beyond anything else, I think we can agree that's a heck of a headline. British press style is extremely annoying, but every now and then something clicks and makes you wonder if it's all worthy (it isn't).

Viking_Hippie ,

You just can’t appreciate a good pun or 19,000 a day 😛

MediaBiasFactChecker Bot ,

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Creat , (edited )

Might wanna fix your formatting Mr. Bot…

Edit: nevermind, sync for lemmy is just bad at formating. I knew it had issues, but didn’t know how bad it was until I had seen this recently.

otter ,

Different spoiler tags for different apps, sadly… 🤷🏼‍♂️

TrickDacy ,

The problem is your client. Mine has the issue too.

Creat ,

Amended my comment, yes it’s my client and shows fine on desktop/browser. Sorry for the drama.

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