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DogPeePoo ,

Conversely, people who vote for Trump transition to soiling themselves daily

Bender12 ,

Jesse Waters is weird. Why is he so weird? It’s so weird of him to say these obviously weird things!

SeaJ ,

He is indeed weird…and fucking creepy. He pursued his current wife while he was still with his previous wife. He wanted to make sure he had some alone time with her so he could get a date. He did that by letting the fucking air out of her tires while at work. When she clearly could not drive home, weirdo Watters offered her a ride.

Reverendender ,

Wait, really?

Madrigal ,

TIL I’m a transwoman.

Maven ,

Congratulations!!! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉

Madrigal ,

Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

You haven’t even considered the public bathroom situation yet.

Madrigal ,

Good point. I’m so used to using unisex bathrooms at home…

eestileib ,

Ok, but:

All the dick pics you ever wanted, gratis

People stop listening to you in meetings

Boobs

MagicShel ,

I already get all the dick pics I want: 0.

Boobs is a damn fine argument, though. It’s hard to consider other options when they are on the table.

newthrowaway20 ,

No, no… The boobs aren’t on the table. They’re on you.

capital ,

Same. Happened in 2016 when I voted for Clinton, evidently.

Strange that these weirdos never tired this (idiotic) tactic back then…

Lemminary ,

And women who vote for men grow beards overnight. End women’s suffrage; save on razor blades and shaving cream!

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Weirdo

Hegar ,
@Hegar@fedia.io avatar

Surely it can't be that dumb?

“I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

Ok, it's that dumb.

Doing a great job of not being weird.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

yemmly , (edited )

It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

trampel ,

And each morning you really tie the bathroom together!

SeaJ ,

“The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.

eestileib ,

Fuck I could have saved so much money!

(It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So there is a way to change your gender!

And it’s so easy too!

rayyy ,

Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?

Shou ,

Do it. Become women. Bring your cat and join the coven of our eternal sisterhood!

Embargo ,

I’d rather identify as a woman than whatever he thinks a man is.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

Well it’s obvious, a man is someone who votes for a male.

It’s why there is not one female Trump supporter.

Shou ,

Any woman who supports trump is a man.

remotelove ,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

That would explain ton about the governor of Arkansas.

Reverendender ,

I was promised broomstick flights

Shou ,

Oh broomsticks are outdated. Try barbells!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But I already have a child and I’m allergic to cats!

(I’ll take the risk and vote for Harris anyway though.)

Shou ,

Toads are fin too. I don’t see how having a child is an issue either.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t be a childless cat lady if I have a kid and don’t have any cats.

I have two dogs though.

Snowclone ,

It’s pretty gay to like girls.

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casmael ,

Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

toastus ,
@toastus@feddit.org avatar

That dude looks like a caricature.

Like you guys live in Panem or something.

Dragonfruit ,

1000008255(why have I had to comment this on news articles about conservatives twice recently, this is getting weird)

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

weird intensifies

grue ,

(why have I had to comment this on news articles about conservatives twice recently, this is getting weird)

One thing I’ve noticed happens a lot is that, in trying to demonize them as socialist boogeymen, conservatives often make Democrats seem way cooler than they actually are.

By the way, if you want to mix it up, here’s a similar meme you could comment:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8cd270d-25a6-4965-ac15-7cec0b8e39f0.png

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just wait… people are contacting me now asking me to post Rikers on articles I missed.

Aurenkin ,

What the fuck?

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